ultimate "progrmmable sms sender" - Off-topic

Ok, I now know how to:
1. read GPS data on the XDAii
2. program the XDAii to send SMS
3. establish to run my own software upon hard reset
This means I can hook an XDAii (or even XDAi) inside my car or motorbike, and upon the alarm system indicating a problem, reboot the device (which need not be fed electiricity continuesly) automatically
and trasmit data / my gps-position.
Question: I assume the same can be done with a cheaper/simpler IPaq
that has GSM external module (which doesnt support voice even).
What would be the cheapest complete programmable-SMS-sender pda?
For obvious reasons, I'd like to program for WinCE, so an old Treo180
is out of the question (I like having \windows\startup and C# developement)

I really like your idea OP. And just to show how much I like your idea, here's a cute kitten
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Whaaaa?
Cry, Benihime!

ak700 said:
I really like your idea OP. And just to show how much I like your idea, here's a cute kitten
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I hope you're struck down by a half thawed chunk of blue ice.

063_XOBX said:
I hope you're struck down by a half thawed chunk of blue ice.
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063_XOBX said:
I hope you're struck down by a half thawed chunk of blue ice.
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That's pretty specific man. I just hope all internet capable items he touches suddenly lose internet capability.

~Thread closed
Cry, Benihime!

Urahara said:
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Cry, Benihime!
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WHY?!!??!??! OP has such a great idea?
veeman said:
That's pretty specific man. I just hope all internet capable items he touches suddenly lose internet capability.
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I will find you and kill you . . .
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veeman said:
That's pretty specific man.
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Damn right it is. I want people to known when my revenge happens.

What is it with all of these Off-Topic noobs thinking they are seasoned trolls by bumping old threads?

ak700 said:
WHY?!!??!??! OP has such a great idea?
I will find you and kill you . . .
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That's cool and all but when you're searching for me, don't search Rochester, Minnesota. I don't live there.

jaszek said:
What is it with all of these Off-Topic noobs thinking they are seasoned trolls by bumping old threads?
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Because beating a dead horse only gets funnier the more you do it. Obviously. I salute these gentleman for seeing a dead horse and thinking "Its just not dead enough".

jaszek said:
What is it with all of these Off-Topic noobs thinking they are seasoned trolls by bumping old threads?
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Seems like they do believe it..

Oh look, a 9+ year old thread. I'm going to bump it because I'm a l337 Tr0l1z! Lolzololololololololololololo.

Be part of the solution. Not the problem. Bump the **** out of this thread until it gets closed.
This is now a thread about Sugar Gliders.

Sugar gliders it is.

There's a missing O in the title. It annoys me deeply.
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LordManhattan said:
There's a missing O in the title. It annoys me deeply.
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He's right. It should be Ultimatoe "progrmmable sms sender".

063_XOBX said:
He's right. It should be Ultimatoe "progrmmable sms sender".
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Exactly
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LordManhattan said:
There's a missing O in the title. It annoys me deeply.
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Me think you are no know Englis.

Related

The Official "Nerdom Revealed" Thread: Unleash your Inner Nerd

Here's a place to showcase the nerd that you are. The rules are simple: post something only a fellow nerd would know. This is for the real nerd in all of us.
Type your simple words or phrase with details would not be identifiable to the public at large. Whoever can answer your clue with the with what it relates to gets to post the next item of intrigue.
For example, if I type DE_Rats as the clue, only a consummate nerd would answer: Counter-Strike
I'll begin with something relatively easy, but still quite nerdy: Mana burn
Arf, I had to google it to know
WoW
Your two exemples were more gamer oriented than just nerds ^^
I'll continues however : 42.
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The answer to life.
That was easy.
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Hum... Almost ^^
Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
Continue
Sine. said:
Arf, I had to google it to know
WoW
Your two exemples were more gamer oriented than just nerds ^^
I'll continues however : 42.
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The game may continue with the dragon question, but this answer was incorrect
WoW didn't exist until long after what I'm referring to, though it still exists now.
F**K YOU NOTCH! That CREEPER blew up ma house! My dirt house!
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m1l4droid said:
OK, now this:
Where do we see a dragon killed by one arrow?
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The Hobbit
Next: "Game Over. The User Wins." An entire sector of the grid is destroyed. Not Tron.
Mana burn
Magic
10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GO TO 10
What does Darth Vader say to Luke?
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What does Darth Vader say to Luke?
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Let's get this back on track with an easy one.
"We want... a shrubbery!!!!!!"
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Let's get this back on track with an easy one.
"We want... a shrubbery!!!!!!"
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boborone said:
Mana burn
Magic
10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GO TO 10
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nobody confirmed my mana anwer or answered mine
boborone said:
nobody confirmed my mana anwer or answered mine
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Yes, Magic is correct.
I had to google to get the answer to yours, so I won't cheat by answering
MissionImprobable said:
Yes, Magic is correct.
I had to google to get the answer to yours, so I won't cheat by answering
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It's one of the thousands of nerdom gems from a great show.
And I played Magic back in the day, even played it on XBOX the other day, quite boring, all the decks are preset for you. BORING
Here's an easy one for you before I go get some sleep.
What are the 10 types of people in the world?
m1l4droid said:
No, I'm your father.
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Good boy! Here's a cookie!
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MissionImprobable said:
Let's get this back on track with an easy one.
"We want... a shrubbery!!!!!!"
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
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Archer said:
Here's an easy one for you before I go get some sleep.
What are the 10 types of people in the world?
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Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Boya!
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Those who undestand it and those not
(Skiping my turn as I hasn't correctly answered last time...)
Edit : arf, grilled by another nerd
Reedit : Whoa, triple posts, you're "en forme" tonight! ^^
Yeah i know. I posted those from me phøn, so things like that happens.
My turn again: What's the distance of one AU? DO NOT GOOGLE!
Meh, I don't know the distance of one standard astronomical unit off-hand so I'm gonna veto your clue =p
Next: "Congratulations, you are the Moon Master."
"How surprisingly delightful. Two moon masters in one house; what are the chances?"

Amount of thread closures

As we know, moderators have a certain limit of thread closures over a select period of time.
Now, do certain mods get a higher amount than others?
I ask this because in the international galaxy S2 forum, there's only 2 mods yet it's one of the busiest forums on here.
Whereas, there's 3 mods in General-Questions & Answers but it's a less active area.
So do certain mods get more closures, or do SMs have to jump in the bigger sections to close threads when the other mods have reached their limit?
Eh?
Generally speaking, busier forum = more mods.
There are no limits to how many threads a mod can close.
For a more detailed explanation see here.
I thought there was a limit
Ah well, I guess I was wrong for once
Nice song choice btw
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"Knowledge is power" = Read, Read, Read!
KidCarter93 said:
I thought there was a limit
Ah well, I guess I was wrong for once
Nice song choice btw
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"Knowledge is power" = Read, Read, Read!
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I also thought there was a limit. I think i read archer saying he's almost filled his quota for the week. Oh well, he probably trolled us. Dang it, he's good.
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Mods have to reach their quotas if they want to be as famous as Archer.
Gonna move this to OT so the man himself can do the deed.
conantroutman said:
Gonna move this to OT so the man himself can do the deed.
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what's with the new mod colors? You guys got tired of red?
Green is better.
I may have said something like that once...
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=27276121&postcount=6
Thankyou KidCarter93. This definitely warrants a repost.
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And since I'm way under my TCQ for the week, I'd best do something about it right now!
Edit: I'd like to just add that I didn't want to close this thread, but it really would be rude not to!
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Eh?
Generally speaking, busier forum = more mods.
There are no limits to how many threads a mod can close.
For a more detailed explanation see here.
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i clicked it and thought it was pr0n,
curse you urls! you have betrayed me!
orangekid said:
what's with the new mod colors? You guys got tired of red?
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I think the admins are bored.... :silly:
deathnotice01 said:
i clicked it and thought it was pr0n,
curse you urls! you have betrayed me!
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If you were a kid in the early nineties that IS pr0n... :cyclops:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... thread closed for teh LULZ!!!
Regards,
M_T_M
winning since 2009
M_T_M said:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... thread closed for teh LULZ!!!
Regards,
M_T_M
winning since 2009
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It's funny how whenever I post the successful troll gif you appear
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It's funny how whenever I post the successful troll gif you appear
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I love that gif Archer...wish I knew about it before :highfive:
Archer said:
It's funny how whenever I post the successful troll gif you appear
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Robin? :silly:
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Just bumping this to make fun of @KidCarter93
mark manning said:
Just bumping this to make fun of @KidCarter93
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SO MUCH WIN!!11!!!111!!!!111ONELEVENTYONEGAIN1!11 :victory::victory::victory:

Funniest posts on XDA

As we've all seen, there's some amazingly funny posts that appear all around XDA.
Although most will happen within OT, there are such posts all around the different forums.
Post the links to them here so we can all view some of the many masterpieces of brilliance around this site.
I have not seen a single funny post on this forum.
veeman said:
I have not seen a single funny post on this forum.
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It's so boring here, isn't it!
Archer said:
It's so boring here, isn't it!
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yeah.. especially with one particular mod around...
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Archer said:
It's so boring here, isn't it!
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Nailed it.
dexter93 said:
yeah.. especially with one particular mod around...
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You either mean Archer or Killjoy. I think they're actually the same guy
Archer said:
You either mean Archer or Killjoy. I think they're actually the same guy
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that dude is tiring.. he has nuked the whole OT
dexter93 said:
that dude is tiring.. he has nuked the whole OT
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I know, right! I used to have so much fun here, and now it's all "there's already a thread for that" and "please surch before posting", as if people should follow the rules or something equally inane!
and don't get me started on his whole "you can't just start a thread because you're bored and an attention whore, we don't need to know everyone's shoe size" attitude. hardly a team player wouldn't you say?
xaccers said:
and don't get me started on his whole "you can't just start a thread because you're bored and an attention whore, we don't need to know everyone's shoe size" attitude. hardly a team player wouldn't you say?
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you are still alive xaccers???
zombie alert
dexter93 said:
you are still alive xaccers???
zombie alert
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No, I'm currently possessing a German hitch hiker in a Buenos Aires internet cafe, it's the only way I can get online, the after life is still on dial up, I kid you not!
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=31319007
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=31319007
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YES
The "I Cant Root my Toaster" thread is very funny
My signiture
this right here......is my.. pretty boy swag!
dexter93 said:
yeah.. especially with one particular mod around...
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If you have an issue with a particular moderator then please contact a member of the mod committee who will be happy to laugh in your face.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
If you have an issue with a particular moderator then please contact a member of the mod committee who will be happy to laugh in your face.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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OMG....now that I'm using the site on my PC, i just clicked on your "My Life in Film".
Damn....hahahahahaha
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
OMG....now that I'm using the site on my PC, i just clicked on your "My Life in Film".
Damn....hahahahahaha
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Lawl...
I take it you've moved in and set up the PC then....
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Lawl...
I take it you've moved in and set up the PC then....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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You kidding? I had the PC set up before food was put in the fridge.
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You kidding? I had the PC set up before food was put in the fridge.
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I can see it now....
Plugging the PC in with one hand whilst throwing tins of keystone light into the fridge with the other.
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♥Nickelback Appreciation Thread♥ Kroeger Edition

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YES! It's finally here! The thread you've been waiting for!
Come on in and discuss your favorite band, in the world - Nickelback!
LordManhattan said:
YES! It's finally here! The thread you've been waiting for!
Come on in and discuss your favorite band, in the world - Nickelback!
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I heard that if you played Nickelback backwards, you can hear the devil. What's worse is if you play it forwards, you can hear Nickelback.
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prototype7 said:
I heard that if you played Nickelback backwards, you can hear the devil. What's worse is if you play it forwards, you can hear Nickelback.
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Yes, if you play it normally, you'll hear god.
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Yes, if you play it normally, you'll hear god.
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Which god?
ZOMGAPPLESAUCE!!!1111!!!11!!!!!
About time some one had the brains to open a thread honoring this great talent....
InB4L
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Closed? CLOSED? This thread is one of the good ones out there.
LordManhattan said:
Closed? CLOSED? This thread is one of the good ones out there.
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Hey...if my TROLLFEST thread (which was the beetstetetstetstsest of them all) was deleted....this one should be burned with fire and the remains to be shipped to Mars...just sayin' :silly::silly::silly:
Also...Nickelback has is are the bestetstetetsgetststettsts of them all..even better than Creed!!!!
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Hey...if my TROLLFEST thread (which was the beetstetetstetstsest of them all) was deleted....this one should be burned with fire and the remains to be shipped to Mars...just sayin' :silly::silly::silly:
Also...Nickelback has is are the bestetstetetsgetststettsts of them all..even better than Creed!!!!
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That thread had to go! It was garbage, while this one is pure awesome. Just look at it! LOOK AT IT! Merge this thread with the Avril Lavigne thread so they can have a baby!
reported for teh LULZ
InB4L
NO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Report Archer's thread! His thread is as lame as this one!
IB4L
Also, Kroeger... *thumbdown*
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NO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Report Archer's thread! His thread is as lame as this one!
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To what I did.
Report both.
just kidding...trolololololololol
I won't forget this! I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. SleepyKrushna, you're DEAD to me! DEAD! For the rest of you, ju..just don't show up at my christmas party on saturday. I'll force myself to use the laser if i see anyone of you outside the D-Star.

			
				
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I won't forget this! I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. SleepyKrushna, you're DEAD to me! DEAD! For the rest of you, ju..just don't show up at my christmas party on saturday. I'll force myself to use the laser if i see anyone of you outside the D-Star.
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Am I dead, or am I just one with the Force? *cool*
Yes, I AM one with the force.
Control your anger, Manhattan, for it is the path to the dark side.
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Am I dead, or am I just one with the Force? *cool*
Yes, I AM one with the force.
Control your anger, Manhattan, for it is the path to the dark side.
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I'm already way WAY down that dark path, so hating you won't change things that much.
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I'm already way WAY down that dark path, so hating you won't change things that much.
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Yes, I know, but the Force asked me to say that.
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Yes, I know, but the Force asked me to say that.
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I didn't do that. Maybe it's my brother, Dark Schneider... that son of a hamster..

Jello

I like jello.
Thank you. That is all.
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Wow, just wow.
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
F**K* YOU! The internet likes Bacon. No Offence.
The internet does. Not I. Im an individual and not an ultra-follower like the rest of internet.
JELLO FOR LIFE!!
Off-topic delivers again. It has really matured.
/s
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One has to keep up with the trends of the internet OR thy shall have to leave.
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Hmmm hacked account?...returning from a recent ban on another account?
This person has never posted in OT before this far as I can see...weird I thought.
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My thread is stupid? LOL
I've looked at some of the off topic threads.....and mine is stupid?? Wow!
If you don't like jello....just move along!
Sent from my cell phone telephone....
kj2112 said:
My thread is stupid? LOL
I've looked at some of the off topic threads.....and mine is stupid?? Wow!
If you don't like jello....just move along!
Sent from my cell phone telephone....
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You made a thread just to say you like jello. This is one of the worst threads ever. You couldn't even make this a jello discussion thread. Just "I like jello".
kj2112 said:
My thread is stupid? LOL
I've looked at some of the off topic threads.....and mine is stupid?? Wow!
If you don't like jello....just move along!
Sent from my cell phone telephone....
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Please Sir. Your acquisition and commentary makes sense only when you provide the necessary supporting examples.
TL;DR : Give some threads which are "stupid"
ak700 said:
Please Sir. Your acquisition and commentary makes sense only when you provide the necessary supporting examples.
TL;DR : Give some threads which are "stupid"
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this one
CnC-ROCK said:
this one
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And, c'mon, The Brony Thread. almost 2,000 posts in that rainbow steaming heap.
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And, c'mon, The Brony Thread. almost 2,000 posts in that rainbow steaming heap.
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Finally!
THANKS.BUTTON!
That's my boy!!!
:good:
Thats OK said:
Finally!
THANKS.BUTTON!
That's my boy!!!
:good:
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Thanks Daddy-o! It's a Cleveland Steamer allright.
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Thanks Daddy-o! It's a Cleveland Steamer alright.
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Yer postings are pegging out on the groove-o-meter...
Thats OK said:
Yer postings are pegging out on the groove-o-meter...
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Is there an app for that? If not, we should make one.:highfive:
ak700 said:
Please Sir. Your acquisition and commentary makes sense only when you provide the necessary supporting examples.
TL;DR : Give some threads which are "stupid"
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Naming names is in poor taste....so as to not single out.....any thread that's about the person above you? Lets go with that for starters. And there are so many many more. Seems we can post about any kind of nonsense here....so I took my turn. Don't like it? Ohhhhhhhh well!
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