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This is my 1000th post, so i must resort to n00bery

OMG LAWLZ THIS IZ MA 1000TH POST!!!!!!!!!
0/\/\9 101z 7|-|15 /\/\4 10007|-| P057!
Oh mi dios, éste es mi 1000o poste
Oh mon dieu, ceci est mon 1000th poteau
OH- mein Gott, dieser ist mein 1000. Pfosten
L'OH il mio dio, questo è il mio 1000th alberino
O Oh meu deus, este é meu 1000th borne
Oh мой бог, это будет моим 1000th столбом
Oh mijn god, dit is mijn 1000ste post
Το OH ο Θεός μου, αυτό είναι η 1000η θέση μου
Oh min gud, denna är min 1000. postar
[أه] إلهتي, هذا ي [1000ث] موقعة
なんてことだ、これは私の1000thポストである
맙소사, 이것은 나의 제 1000 포스트이다
哎呀，这是我的1000th岗位
哎呀，這是我的1000th崗位
Feel free to correct the machine translated glory. And it pains me to see the arabic left aligned..

please don't post more! the number 1000 looks good .

oopsy. too late now. I'm just 697 off from the front page of member list. as of now, anyway

For your 1000th post, you get this wonderful t-shirt!
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Well, congrats on this great feat however the Arabic translation is slightly off

wow thats crazy.... i dont even think ive reached my 1000th word yet lol....... jus kidding

All the translations are off to some extent. Thats what i get for not having polylingual friends (except for this one guy who lives in..... New Zealand who knows every single of those up there and also chinese (both kinds))

I feel like a cheater, but here it is,
MY 1000th POST!!! Let's party, turn up the music!!

TheChampJT said:
I feel like a cheater, but here it is,
MY 1000th POST!!! Let's party, turn up the music!!
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You know... I think my brother had that album.......

mikechannon said:
Well that's the most sensible post you've made so far.
Fantastic wife worth a 1000 camels
Mike
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oye, the Arabs did that 2000 years ago as a present to the "Fantastic Wife"'s parents...
nowadays, and according to the lack of wives, which girlfriend is worth a single camel?

mikechannon said:
What... you mean they've stopped doing that or only a single camel! I was hoping for at least a hundred camels for my daughter. Although you'd have to feel sorry for the camels when they move to Scotlands's cold / wet weather (often anyway)
Mike
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yes in fact they stopped -maybe- because they found that both yellow and black Gold much easier to handle... on the other hand, present girls nowadays don't prefer the idea of marriage that much since boyfriends are quite available and can be changed at any argument... that's why I was wondering which one of these girls (girlfriends) is worth a single camel
if your daughter appreciates marriage and she has a proposal from an Arabic prince, then I would recommend you thinking of the number of "Oil Wells" he may offer to you and your daughter, but in case you still insist on 100 camels, then he might present you a royal stable in the desert and then transfer these camels into it and under your name
Farres

farres said:
yes in fact they stopped -maybe- because they found that both yellow and black Gold much easier to handle... on the other hand, present girls nowadays don't prefer the idea of marriage that much since boyfriends are quite available and can be changed at any argument... that's why I was wondering which one of these girls (girlfriends) is worth a single camel
if your daughter appreciates marriage and she has a proposal from an Arabic prince, then I would recommend you thinking of the number of "Oil Wells" he may offer to you and your daughter, but in case you still insist on 100 camels, then he might present you a royal stable in the desert and then transfer these camels into it and under your name
Farres
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He was just joking. He is always doing that, and he is never serious.

mikechannon said:
Well yes, I do admit I am only joking and hopefully that was obvious to all.
Mike
I really must be more serious. You see, my daughter, well........ she's probably not even worth 20 camels or even 5. She's got these really stomach churning looks (I blame her mother and a drunken night back in '92) and any husband of hers would be well advised to have a good self immolation policy.
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How old is she? I think not more then ten.

mikechannon said:
Well, in truth I have a son not a daughter
Mike
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Well, someone will give u few camels for him, maybe.
PS:U liar.

Mikulec said:
He was just joking. He is always doing that, and he is never serious.
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should I have filled my post with and and ... to make it feel like a joke?

Dads. *COUGH* RoryTMeadows *COUGH*

My dad doesn't know it but inside I feel that my dad and I could have a stronger bond. We just need to go on a father-and-son fishing trip sometime.
*Edit* I didn't find the title really was matching my point. So yo soy change it so that people don't come here thinking it's about a book. I'm going to make it about padres. So, quen here es un padre?

G1BRICKED said:
My dad doesn't know it but inside I feel that my dad and I could have a stronger bond. We just need to go on a father-and-son fishing trip sometime.
*Edit* I didn't find the title really was matching my point. So yo soy change it so that people don't come here thinking it's about a book. I'm going to make it about padres. So, quen here es un padre?
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I think you meant:
Así que aquí es un padre?

Fishing is not a thing about worns and disgusting things....
In fact is kinda cool how the new worms are... pieces of plastic with a figure of a lil fish... atract more than a worms to some other fishes you should go mre to the natural things and get fun in other ways...
Keep it up G1 im not a father and i didnt had it when i suppoused to... but now is kinda cool to met him in his old season, and listen his histories... that knowledge and experince is hard to get from anybody out there... than... with a father.
Gonna cry jajajaja give me my OSCAR Award please!!!!
y porfavor dejen de decir tarugadas en español jajaja

JAguirre1231 said:
I think you meant:
Así que aquí es un padre?
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I think "you" meant...quien es padre de familia?
sandboxlove said:
brick....i understand the whole straight male macho man cave neanderthal testosterone thing....but FISHING? rEEEally? whatever happened to going to "see a ball game" or drinking some beer? you know, things that dont involve touching worms
in fact, if you have beer, ill head on over right now. i got the bud
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I dont thing little G1 has the required beer drinking age
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Fishing is not a thing about worns and disgusting things....
In fact is kinda cool how the new worms are... pieces of plastic with a figure of a lil fish... atract more than a worms to some other fishes you should go mre to the natural things and get fun in other ways...
Keep it up G1 im not a father and i didnt had it when i suppoused to... but now is kinda cool to met him in his old season, and listen his histories... that knowledge and experince is hard to get from anybody out there... than... with a father.
Gonna cry jajajaja give me my OSCAR Award please!!!!
y porfavor dejen de decir tarugadas en español jajaja
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Estoy de acuerdo...no destruyan el idioma...jejejeje Bastante daño le hace Taco Bell al español
I second that...don't destroy the lenguage...hehehehe We have enough of that with Taco Bell

****ing Taco Bell, hate when ppl say i know spanish... """ T-a-c-o --- B-e-l-l """ look like a fool... so ashamed

And you have not seen the worst paisa.....the tv commercial here un the Satates distroy the lengauge in a brutal way....the call this contraption a "gordita"!!
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****ing Taco Bell, hate when ppl say i know spanish... """ T-a-c-o --- B-e-l-l """ look like a fool... so ashamed
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Agree Paisa!
M_T_M said:
And you have not seen the worst paisa.....the tv commercial here un the Satates distroy the lengauge in a brutal way....the call this contraption a "gordita"!!
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They not only destroy the language, also the food!!
That is nothing Mexican!, not even similar to a real Gordita!
This is the real deal:

Damn paisa orb... now im starving.... That is a real Gordita!! i never seen it with avocado... looks interesting

Lol!
That´s the Veracruzano way, you are invited anytime Paisa!

My moms making soft sell tacos with lettace, tamatos, taco sauce, sour cream, beef, and Meijers taco mix.
sandboxlove said:
brick....i understand the whole straight male macho man cave neanderthal testosterone thing....but FISHING? rEEEally? whatever happened to going to "see a ball game" or drinking some beer? you know, things that dont involve touching worms
in fact, if you have beer, ill head on over right now. i got the bud
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Idk man. Like, you see it in the cartoons and you think "Aww. How cute!"
And I'm not old enough to drink.
+ Que PPC said:
Fishing is not a thing about worns and disgusting things....
In fact is kinda cool how the new worms are... pieces of plastic with a figure of a lil fish... atract more than a worms to some other fishes you should go mre to the natural things and get fun in other ways...
Keep it up G1 im not a father and i didnt had it when i suppoused to... but now is kinda cool to met him in his old season, and listen his histories... that knowledge and experince is hard to get from anybody out there... than... with a father.
Gonna cry jajajaja give me my OSCAR Award please!!!!
y porfavor dejen de decir tarugadas en español jajaja
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Exactly. Thank you man. And lol at the whole fish thing hahaa. And oh. I'm sorry. And yeah, that's good. Aww man don't cry. Lol. Hug man. /Hug.
And it's not that my dads a bad dad. But he had to work out of state for a while so yeah.

Regret is a terrible waste of time.
There's plenty of time to build that bond.

I'm a father of 2 G1 and I love my sons over anything in the world. Believe me, your dad feels tha same deep down. Communication is very important, I did'n had much with my dad but I know that he loves me to death. Also, when I became a dad that open a better relation with Clown senior.
It's not that you have to go out there and be a dad, but for a dad I imagine is difficult to "catch up" with a teenager nowadays, but definitely you can find things to do together.
Maybe he can teach U how to perform in a talent show better...or rap...LoL..just kidding little buddy.

Father of 2 (10 yo boy and 5 yo girl), recently divorced, and son of divorced parents, with a fairly absent father when growing up, and now no longer among us, since 2006... whow, that´s a heavy opening for a post on xda!
My father was very reserved, and did not had many father/son moments to remenber. Hold it against him for quite a long time, until I had my own kids, and started to see the all thing from a diferent perspective.
What can I say? Enjoy every moment with him, be it good or just "normal". The "normal" ones are the most precious memories I had from my dad.
And I catch myself many times, when I have my kids with me, trying to give them "special" moments, and realizing that the normal ones are the ones that they really enjoy.
Just make sure he knows you love him! It really matters!
EDIT: Damn, now you got tears on my eyes!

Don't cry buddy. May he rest in Peace. It's all good. And thanks for the advice everyone.

Please close

Sunday important game for us to keep on the battle!!!
VAMOS MÉXICO!!!!!!!!
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Let's be honest, when it comes to soccer, nobody is that much better then Mexico/Mexicans. I've seen it.

Congrats, you beat the French.

MEXICO FTW.....
Im all USA but I didnt want france to win

2-0 Mexico as winner!!!!
Now let´s go for Uruguay!

¡Qué maravilla!
Congrats, a great display, high tempo, very entertaining.
Best of luck vs Uruguay, I think Mexico will win 2-1 (& you should have beaten England in that pre-WC friendly )

paul c said:
¡Qué maravilla!
Congrats, a great display, high tempo, very entertaining.
Best of luck vs Uruguay, I think Mexico will win 2-1 (& you should have beaten England in that pre-WC friendly )
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Good luck to you on Monday....

paul c said:
¡Qué maravilla!
Congrats, a great display, high tempo, very entertaining.
Best of luck vs Uruguay, I think Mexico will win 2-1 (& you should have beaten England in that pre-WC friendly )
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Gracias!!
I hope this 2-1 too

Mi espanto es que pasara lo mismo que en el partido anterior. El problema con nuestra selecc no parece ser tanto armar las jugadas sino darle al balón la última patada aparte como que hay mucho sentimiento en todo ésto. Si les meten un gol se awitan y todo chafea, si meten un gol se sienten los reyes del mundo y juegan como tales
Lo mejor para la selec ahora con Urugay
g1shift said:
Let's be honest, when it comes to soccer, nobody is that much better then Mexico/Mexicans. I've seen it.
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That's a very wise man talking

g1shift said:
Let's be honest, when it comes to soccer, nobody is that much better then Mexico/Mexicans. I've seen it.
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naaa Germany is better and brazil rocks

Diamond_dawg said:
naaa Germany is better and brazil rocks
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Wanna fight, dude!? I won't let you talk like that to my dear and close friend
Naa, just kidding. I don't think we (Mexico) are even in the top 10

LauraAmerica said:
Wanna fight, dude!? I won't let you talk like that to my dear and close friend
Naa, just kidding. I don't think we (Mexico) are even in the top 10
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G1shift your friend?

Diamond_dawg said:
G1shift your friend?
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Nah, I just support any good comment about Mexico

LauraAmerica said:
Nah, I just support any good comment about Mexico
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Mexico are Poo, na just kidding
There probly alot better than England

LauraAmerica said:
Wanna fight, dude!? I won't let you talk like that to my dear and close friend
Naa, just kidding. I don't think we (Mexico) are even in the top 10
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Perhaps, but hope dies last
Thanks for voting for México!
Where are you from?

Querétaro!

Only one word to say : french team was "awful"...

Only two things to say: French team was excellent

LauraAmerica said:
Only two things to say: French team was excellent
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LoL, hopefuly we also kick spain's butt tomorrow

Mr. Clown said:
LoL, hopefuly we also kick spain's butt tomorrow
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You have all our support, dude

Wow! NT-K Tablets won the case!

Apple loses iPad lawsuit to tiny Spanish tablet maker
Interestingly, the complaint Apple lodged apparently concerned the same design right that it asserted in its fight against Samsung, winning two injunctions in Germany against the Galaxy Tab 10.1 and the Galaxy Tab 7.7.
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Seems like Samsung should have hired a better Lawyer in Germany
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http://www.nt-k.com/productos/tableta
the spec are very decent
CPU TI OMAP CORTEX A8
Velocidad 1Ghz
Soporte Juegos 3D/MAP/DYNAMIC PIC.
MEMORIA 512Mb DDR2
NAND FLASH 4GB U 8GB (DEPENDIENDO MODELO) Soporte T-FLASH Maximo 32Gb
WIFI IEEE820.11 B/G/N Wireless
USB Mini USB (OTG)
Conector Estandart USB 2.0
CAMARA Camara Central Delantera 2Mpx
AUDIO 3,5mm Mini Jack - Auriculares
Sonido Estereo CODEC (12S)
2 X Altavoces Internos Estereo
Potencia Reservada Auriculares8Ω 1W
Frecuencia Rango FO~20Khz
PANTALLA Tamaño: 7 Pulgadas
Resolucion: WGA 1024 x 600
Operativa: Panel Capacitativo Multitactil
OTROS Tamaño: 194 x 118 x 15,1 mm
Color: Negro - Frontal/Purpura - Interior
Peso: 370g Bateria Incluida
Bateria Recambiable por el Usuario de 3000Mha de Lithium-Ion
ACCESORIOS 1 x Adaptador de corriente DC 5V 0,35A
1 x Bateria Recambiable de 3000Mha LI-Io
1 x Cargador de Coche ( Solo para el Modelo con GPS y Modelo HDSPA)

hahahaha
awesome

Looks cool

Oh god, Apple sewed them? That side view looks nothing like an iPad.
Thank god they didn't win. That would have literally forced me to pack my bags and leave Earth.
Stop stifling competition, Apple!

Does that thing have a CRT? Looks shaped at the back to contain a CRT.

MartyLK said:
Does that thing have a CRT? Looks shaped at the back to contain a CRT.
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If any tablet is within 2 inches of the depth of an iPad, Apple will bring criminal charges against you.
Didn't you get that memo?

MartyLK said:
Does that thing have a CRT? Looks shaped at the back to contain a CRT.
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that's the back of the tablet

AllGamer said:
that's the back of the tablet
-imgsnip-
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Thanks for adding that extra picture! That shows it off much better. The second picture certainly is an odd angle.

Can Samsung now cite this as case law?

They never won the case, the lawsuit was dismissed.

cobraboy85 said:
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awesome
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You mean JAJAJAJAJAJA!
excelente!

from Reuters: Apple loses tablet case against small Spanish firm
it's pretty solid evidence

Hope they win the lawsuit and get a massive payout from the morons at cappuccino (I know how it's spelt you iTwats). Hopefully the Samsung case follows the same pattern and Samsung wins the appeal and then make crapple pay through the nose for loss of revenue until Steve Jobs rotting corpse turns in his grave.

Official Christmas Thread

Hi peeps!
Im happy to bring you the Christmas Thread!. Feel free to pop by and pen what you feel and of course your wishes!
Early Happy Christmas!!!

I'm feeling the festive cheer this year. Mostly because i can't wait to have the office to myself, (which alone will be a blessed relief), but throw a few bottles of Vino and some quality Off-topic time into the mix, and it'll be a very merry xmas indeed!
Anybody have any suggestions for a Christmas themed Image contest?

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Anybody have any suggestions for a Christmas themed Image contest?
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How about just that - a Christmas themed image contest? Maybe it's a little broad, but it will certainly let people do anything from troll faced memes through to racist tram passengers, but with Santa hats
(and hopefully actually no racist tram passengers!)

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How about just that - a Christmas themed image contest? Maybe it's a little broad, but it will certainly let people do anything from troll faced memes through to racist tram passengers, but with Santa hats
(and hopefully actually no racist tram passengers!)
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I'm thinking 'Create a Christmas Card'.
Sorry for derail. Carry on...

Christmas is mai birthday (we don't have Christmas trees, we have Christmas/birthday trees...same for the cake, It's not a birthday cake....it's a Christmas/birthday cake )
Can I haz sum cake nao?
Also ... Happy Holidays OT!
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Christmas is mai birthday (we don't have Christmas trees, we have Christmas/birthday trees...same for the cake, It's not a birthday cake....it's a Christmas/birthday cake )
Can I haz sum cake nao?
Also ... Happy Holidays OT!
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You'd better swing by here on your Birthmas Day and join in the celebrations! Have you been good this year? Have you written to Satan Santa yet?

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You'd better swing by here on your Birthmas Day and join in the celebrations! Have you been good this year? Have you written to Satan Santa yet?
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I almost always (sometimes) good....Pipsqueak and I will be here....
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So looking forward to Christmas this year, especially the whole month long Christmas break thing I have. Yay being a college student.

Merry Easter everybody!
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face......

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Merry Easter everybody....!
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..and a happy new pancake day!

Can't wait for christmas!
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with Happy New Year, Merry Christmas with

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Its too bad people in Asia don't really celebrate Christmas as much as people in the western countries do, and for people like me who live in the East and like Christmas don't get to enjoy the same amount of festive joy as people in other countries, and also, the day before Christmas is Christmas Eve and THAT DAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.
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Ho Ho Ho!

^^^

I just ordered these for my Landlords Xmas gift:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bosch-Cordl...QX0E/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1322731723&sr=8-2
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bosch-Piece...F2/ref=sr_1_77?ie=UTF8&qid=1322732165&sr=8-77
He's an engineer and generally handy, so it's all i could think to buy him.
For myself:
http://www.laithwaites.co.uk/DWBase/jsp/article/index.jsp?productId=prod3331663
Some bottles i can give as gifts, the rest take care of my own Xmas alcohol needs.
What gifts are the rest of you buying?

Merry Christmas everyone
the best time of the year....

rwtelecom said:
Merry Christmass everybody!
sad that im in these place that theyre not celebrating christmass.
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Hifi bro
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Ahh... the one time of the year when Satan Claws brings misery to all good people.
We wrap our presents in human flesh and skin.