Your Kaiser and your spermies - Tilt, TyTN II, MDA Vario III General

Recent article on CNN I'm sure you all saw:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/09/18/cellphone.sperm/index.html?iref=newssearch
The article says cell phones left in talk mode in your pocket can affect sperm quality significantly. As if nerds needed any MORE trouble breeding.
Anyway, nobody leaves there cell phone in talk mode while its in your pocket unless your using bluetooth. You do leave it in talk mode next to your head as well. If the radiation affects your "gonads" then surely its affecting other cells as well, including our brains. Obviously telling our cell phones to poll our email servers and bring in new messages every x amount of minutes while there in our pockets uses the radio as well, probably equivalent of leaving it in talk mode.
How much radiation does our Kaiser, or any pocket pc, put out compared to an ordinary cell phone?
Should we put away our fancy toys?
Discuss.

Since 'no' is too short of a reply I've been forced to write this out explaining that 'no' is too short of a reply, in any case, no.

Marvel has proven that radiation does anything but weaken the human body.
It explains why women just SEE me using my phone and get themselves pregnant.

I always knew those brass ones would come in handy someday...

I belive most handsets are/can be no more then 1/2 a watt.
Mine were swimming in circles anyway. THC FTW.

Well, mine checks email every 5 minutes. My wife and I are 4 months along LOL. I dont think you guys have anything to worry about
Unless mine are just superswimmers to start with

It's how buster got his
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Gonad

=-o Really?
SO.... I will put my Kaiser to RecyclationBin
No. I'm kidding.
BTW: Do you know as phones "sending" microwaves?
So... Wih more than 2 phones you can made popcorn :-D

Mine are just fine....
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cbass said:
Marvel has proven that radiation does anything but weaken the human body.
It explains why women just SEE me using my phone and get themselves pregnant.
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Careful mate, if that ciybts as a special ability you'll probably need to get registered... (god-awful marvel humour).

freekquency said:
I belive most handsets are/can be no more then 1/2 a watt
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For GSM, 2W in the 1800MHz band, 4W in the 900MHz band.

ExiMoR said:
=-o Really?
SO.... I will put my Kaiser to RecyclationBin
No. I'm kidding.
BTW: Do you know as phones "sending" microwaves?
So... Wih more than 2 phones you can made popcorn :-D
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popcorn??? i dont believe you. prove it.

new alternative to vasectomy? I'll be sleeping with all of my phones in my pants!

Related

Beer!!

Sorry!! No free beers flowing here…….
Was getting bored so thought of asking you guys your favorite brand/ brands of beer.
We don’t have a icon for beer in our forum, but can have a thread now.
Will start with mine:
Kingfisher Strong
Jeva is pretty good
dam a favourite that for me is pretty hard but have to say Asahi has to be my favourite or czech budweiser. One of them.
Always had a taste for Heineken or selected micro-brews, myself. Or when I was poor Coors Lite
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Leon, the best Mexican beer!
Dark
$1.50USD for 1 liter bottle
And yes, corona is not close as good to this one!! just more popular...
Hmm i like Heineken crisp taste...
such a drag, its still imported in my place. (way costly)
What the heck...
today is friday... and i am sitting in my office.... talking of beer...when i should go and have one...Guess its about time
Cheers to every one!!
I think so!!! all is about time..
lets drink some Bohemias or Indios or or or...
OH YEAH!!!!
COOL!!!
Pour me an AMSTEL!
Kingfisher Strong
best beer ever
Let me leave this here:
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/trouble-brewing-p1.php
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...sult&cd=1&q=beer+turns+men+into+women&spell=1
galaxys said:
Pour me an AMSTEL!
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Served by her...
Si Señor!!
Arguably my most favourite sign, ever.
Well as my name is STELLAdel there can only be one for me...
STELLA ARTOIS
P.S. The name came about because everytime I went in the pub the first question was Stella Del?
http://www.stelladel.com
One more which i used to like in my college days due to its low cost and high alcohol content , of which i am sure almost no one wud have heard the name,
"Black Fort".
Noup never heard it...
In fact here most of beer never heard ever before...
nimish_fun said:
One more which i used to like in my college days due to its low cost and high alcohol content , of which i am sure almost no one wud have heard the name,
"Black Fort".
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anyone know if this is like red stripe in the uk?? As it sounds pretty similar part from high alcohol content maybe, also what do you mean by high?
Any cross-continental students around?? lol
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In fact here most of beer never heard ever before...
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Sure someone from Lituania (for example) also has never heard about Bohemia or León
Globalization Paisa!
Abita Amber, brewed locally in Louisiana and distributed across most of the southeast (USA).
Can get it online at samswine.com if you would like to try
chris10230 said:
anyone know if this is like red stripe in the uk?? As it sounds pretty similar part from high alcohol content maybe, also what do you mean by high?
Any cross-continental students around?? lol
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Chris, Normally beers at my place will have alcohol contents in range of 4.5% v/v to 8% v/v. I dont remember exact content of Black Fort but it used to be some where neer 10%. It had a very watery taste, didnt like it. Only thing is that it made u high quickly

2012 Movie

Anyone see the movie? Well in the movie there is a guy who activates his phone with his finger while he was watching a fight. Anyone know what kind of program that was?
It looks interesting.
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Anyone see the movie? Well in the movie there is a guy who activates his phone with his finger while he was watching a fight. Anyone know what kind of program that was?
It looks interesting.
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Yeah.
it's called CGI
Also know as a Computer Graphcs Insert.
As in, it's not real.
Oh, and those big ships at then.
Well, not real either.
Hi, notice the big bold tag on the forum that says "DEVELOPMENT"? Discussing 2012 has nothing to do with anything android, much less dream related. Lets try and keep our eye on the ball here folks.
Mod thread kill please?
haha thats so random
WTF!?!?!?!
Wat is this I
But if it's not out, it means that it is in dev, due release date : 2012
I think somebody got lost
i like cheeseburgers, and if it comes with fries that always a plus.
There are two nuclear weapons buried under north carolina
Say uh, do you believe in angels?
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There are two nuclear weapons buried under north carolina
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Yeah, but Cyanogen is NOT responsible for it!
hey so does everyone who responds to this post get banned or just the person that started it?
Do you like toast too? Yes, as do I. It is warm and crispy. And a perfect place for jelly to lay.
jkoenig00 said:
hey so does everyone who responds to this post get banned or just the person that started it?
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well youd get banned cuz u posted.. lol
but all bull**** aside... about this phone...
can u use it to drive a car like some james bond ****..cause i hate drivin..and findin parking spots.
the james bond thing is too expensive, even if it was possible. but maybe tapping in to live satellite feeds to find open parking spots would be convenient. unless your in a parking garage. other than that maybe someone can develope an app for that. or maybe a map for that.
Nothing to do with Dream Android Development thread closed.

Funny picture why the iphone/ipad is stupid

Sorry guys maybe this useless but I could'nt live witout sharing it to you.
So funny
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that make me chuckle...the thing it you wouldnt put it past them would you.
Well cool to show to your friends how stupid the hole iphone/ipad is
lol, made my day!
Now that made me laugh..
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that make me chuckle...the thing it you wouldnt put it past them would you.
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Your right...
Lol I am still laughing ten minutes after first reading this post.
lol...me too
they should just skip the imat and go all out with the ifloor, furnish every wall, floor and door in your house with a touchscreen full of pointless ****e!
gone straight on my facebook.
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gone straight on my facebook.
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lol, same here..
Each one more retarded than the last.. For some reason I actually think this will actually happen.lol
have you heard of the ipad mini???
yep it was out before the actually ipad.. its called the iphone( without the phone)
Chrome and AVG both think the url for that pic is dodgy, so be careful...
Moustafa217 said:
have you heard of the ipad mini???
yep it was out before the actually ipad.. its called the iphone( without the phone)
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You mean... the ipod touch?
I think Mr. Jobs is a marketing genius... I work with a poor fellow who owns all three iDevices... I constantly ask him what can one do that the other can't???
Yeah stupid but hey selling like hot cakes nonetheless.
already know this pic xD i rofld when i saw it the first time, and im rofling now again xD its so awsome xD
just LOOK AT STEVES FACES OMG so amazing XD
Register it!
Very funny....but thinking about the i-junkies' tendency I highly recommend to register all the i-names to make money without moving our a.s.s
I personally want to register the trademark, i-pee.....it is the upcoming catheter all the i-junkies would be using when they get enlarged prostate.
You people have any of your own?
kalya said:
Very funny....but thinking about the i-junkies' tendency I highly recommend to register all the i-names to make money without moving our a.s.s
I personally want to register the trademark, i-pee.....it is the upcoming catheter all the i-junkies would be using when they get enlarged prostate.
You people have any of your own?
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I always thought that ipad sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary towel!
Personally i'd register the ifork/iknife/ispoon combo!
ROFL!! M still laughing!! Good one bro
conantroutman said:
I always thought that ipad sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary towel!
Personally i'd register the ifork/iknife/ispoon combo!
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lol,thats funny

Interesting Read - Cell Phones can Cause Cancer

Not sure if this has been posted or not, but here you go:
http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/05/31/who.cell.phones/index.html
Seems like this "sky is falling" cancer thing is getting to be more and more legit.
What that means is that right now there haven't been enough long-term studies conducted to make a clear conclusion if radiation from cell phones are safe, but there is enough data showing a possible connection that consumers should be alerted
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There'll be no way to know 100% for sure for quite some time. Its one of those that'll be a "It causes cancer"/"it doesnt cause cancer" debates for a good while.
Me personally, until its been 100% proven to cause cancer I dont really care about it. But people should be encouraged to hear the issue and make that decision for themselves.
haha I'm learning about radiation safety right now.
Cell phones probably do cause cancer. But the rate will vary from cell phone to cell phone.
I personally always use my headphones when I'm talking to someone, because distance is the greatest decreaser of radiation.
I'm sure they don't help things, but I highly doubt they are the direct cause. Now if you have a family history of Cancer, I'm sure they can possibly accelerate the development of it.
I rarely use my phone for voice calls but I may have my doc check my fingers for cancer haha
In all fairness, these days almost anything can be linked to cancer. I mean even mobiles aside, look at the number of strong wifi signals going through the house. Should we worry about these? A new report comes out every day linking something to cancer. Don't get me wrong though, I'm not saying that this is not true, they may have some negative impact but without more substantial proof I'm not going to worry about it. I believe they linked coffee to cancer a few years back as well. Will we stop drinking coffee?
I think it's about time people stopped drinking the Kool Aid. Without 'radiation' the human race would never have evolved. 99.99999% of people have no idea what radiation actually is and have no understanding of how it affects us. It's like the idiots who prevented city-wide adoption of wi-fi networks because of their complaints of 'sensitivity' to it and the 'negative health' impact it had on their lives. The same people, by the way, that when subjected to blind laboritory tests said "oh, i really feel ill now, please turn it off", when the wi-fi hadn't actually been turned on!
It's like living we're still living in the Dark Ages sometimes.
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http://xkcd.com/radiation/
we all know that cell phones can cause cancer, because they overheat a part of the brain....
the same way microwave causes cancer, wifi, radio, x rays etc
eao1991 said:
I rarely use my phone for voice calls but I may have my doc check my fingers for cancer haha
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This^^^^^
Also hello fellow tucsonian (sp)
Sent from my PC36100 using XDA App
Nothing protects like Reynolds Heavy Duty.

Android on your arm!

The aesthete in me hates it...but the geek within is impressed
http://www.androidcentral.com/android-powered-imwatch-knows-what-time-it
Edit: Apologies for going all on-topic in Off-Topic. I should to be punished...
Oooo la la... much sexier in Black:
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I'd rock it
Not bad is it?
Problem is i'd be taking this off to wear it:
And that never comes off!!
I've just got a fossil band on. Need a watch but all of em nowadays are huge and gawdy. Like they were made for an 8 ft tall rapper.
boborone said:
I've just got a fossil band on. Need a watch but all of em nowadays are huge and gawdy. Like they were made for an 8 ft tall rapper.
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Lol, oversized watches look ridiculous. Better than i had as a kid though:
They will never top the awesomeness that was the original casio calculator watch...
Id' be a little concerned about being beaten up for being such a massive geek if someone noticed me checking emails on my watch
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Lol, oversized watches look ridiculous. Better than i had as a kid though:
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Haha true statement. Especially if one has small wrists
conantroutman said:
They will never top the awesomeness that was the original casio calculator watch...
Id' be a little concerned about being beaten up for being such a massive geek if someone noticed me checking emails on my watch
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I know what you mean. It wouldn't last a minute around here without some chav chewing your arm off to get it. Nobody has ever made a play for my Tag though, which i used to worry about. Now i'd use it as excuse to get the newer model that's in the picture i posted before. (Or an Omega...but the one i like is ~£3000)
eao1991 said:
Haha true statement. Especially if one has small wrists
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I used to wreck and lose these things so much that I stopped wearing watches by the time I was in 7th grade. The worst were the ones that were labeled "Water resistant up to 10 meters!" I would wear it in the pool the first chance I got. Ruined.
Jinkeez said:
I used to wreck and lose these things so much that I stopped wearing watches by the time I was in 7th grade. The worst were the ones that were labeled "Water resistant up to 10 meters!" I would wear it in the pool the first chance I got. Ruined.
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Yeah, their marketing department were lying bastards! I lost many a good Casio like this.
The best one i had was back ~1984. It has a side scrolling space invaders style game on it. I used to trade people in class one go for a pack of crisps at lunchtime.

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