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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.

gthing said:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
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First of all, obviously fake. No way it's for real, so it's kinda useless, whoever that girl is is ugly though. However, look at the users of that forum...
"REP YOU ON RECHARGE"
"YOU FRAUDIN BRAH?"
"HAI GUISE"
etcetcetc
Great user base, the phrase "get a life" comes to mind when I see people typing like they're on 4chan, aka the armpit of the internet.

Gotta agree, that's one dog ugly girl

Holy cow!!
She´s so ugly......... I prefered not to entered to this thread and see that.......but curiosity....

OMFG!!! how did you even come by that thread

Oh God if you will do this...
Think twice before give it life and sent it to the earth!!!
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The mouse is scare GOD you will make it cry!!!

Well thank you for that.
I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks alot.

What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.

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What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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4 or 5? Are u kidding me? That have to be at least 10. 1000 x OFMG.

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What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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lol 4 o 5 ... plus couple of joints and some mushrooms ... and i don't think so even then.
hahaha but that is still one ugly picture (girl and car)7

she must give good H(#d

Well, I skipped later in the thread and yeah, he was "straight fraudin lulz" as he put it. That forum may be just as bad as 4chan, but I won't stick around to find out.

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Does Voice command just hate me ?

Just wondering how youd rate speed/accuracy for voice dialing.
I find it absolutely abysmal.
Its never accurate , it RARELY includes the people # source I want , even if its a list of them. Its also ridiculously slow.
Im coming over from PPC so Im used to VC being much faster and accurate.
Could it be my utterly masculine voice being hard to "hear" for it ?
I can't even get close to making it understand numbers, but can call contacts by name.
It doesn't understand steriod abused voices like your's or arnold's. So yes it hates you
With a title like this do you really expect a real answer.
Yo I'm back b!tches
Yo supreme, you see we got a thread closed and I was only up from my nap for just a few minutes
Hell yea. I was bout to say something on there then was like dam. Seems like the mod got a kick out of it, along with everyone else. Execpt for the one guy that pointed the finger.
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I have seen a slow down of really stupid ?s in the post week though

			
				
That finger pointing was so not right
I'm just gonna start writing with pictures

			
				
Nice, that is a perfect pic for each thread we get on, too bad it ain't gonna be tonight, codani has been quiet and I got some **** I wanna do, it's Friday night and I'm feeling right, the party's here on the east side
Had to throw in some old school montell jordan
Time for the ****, shower and shave
Codini is around. I was just talkin to him on pm. Need to tell him to join in.
Listenin to the new tum tum

			
				

			
				
LMFAO lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. u guys are dicks but its funny.
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LMFAO lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. u guys are dicks but its funny.
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Thank you thank you. I would like to thank all the lil people that allowed this to happen.
Damn I been missin out onn this one. Those are classic preme haha. And to the snitch, you best not start any threads as they will become ours.

Happy national sea monkey day everyone!

National sea monkey day is in a little less than 2 days. I figured to myself, why celebrate then?.... When we can celebrate today!
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What's wrong with you Llama!!???
And yet another, pointless thread!!
I know! But, pointless threads are my thing. Gotta love em'!
Some days I just wonder why are you on my "friends" list
But then I realized that below the fur....you are ok
Lol
You know, I'm only pointless in the off-topic thread
Loved me some sea monkeys - was always fun "training" them. -_-
WOW just WOW
Diamond_dawg said:
WODoes this mean we can celebrate now! I'm so excited!!!! YAYAYAYA!
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Yes, but it's only national sea monkey day, no need to get TOO excited.
Everyone, have a great holiday!
How lame can some ppl be????
IDK, maybe their should be a contest... I think the word your looking for though would be more on the random lines
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IDK, maybe their should be a contest... I think the word your looking for though would be more on the random lines
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Your topics are really lame....did a purple Llama eat your brain?
Quite possibly... I don't know for sure though
I got an aye on you
You are so close to become a spammer
I did get a thread taken off for supposedly being "SPAM", sheesh. I also was warned to take a picture off of my signature.... The upper-levels don't like me
PurpleSmurfLlama said:
I did get a thread taken off for supposedly being "SPAM", sheesh. I also was warned to take a picture off of my signature.... The upper-levels don't like me
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i think your running out of time here
what's a sea monkey?
I believe it's a shrimp....
I guess it's one way to get your post count up...
like mine.
yeah they're like retarded shrimp or something
but they can be trained
I don't know, why I was imagining a monkey in a scuber suit under water lol
Happy sea monkey day!!!!!!!!!!!

Android-Rowdies

Just found this comment which was posted on some iPad-article:
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I had to laugh when I read this!
Since it's German, I'll try to roughly translate it:
Slowly, this is no longer funny.
My son has (better say 'had') an iPhone and was happy with it (although after the firmware update, it was somehow totally slow, but I don't know much about such things).
But after he was flamed several times in the school and was recently beat up by a group of (as he said) Android rowdies, he wants to give it up and in the meantime switched back to his old Nokia.
Now he wants an Android phone and I can flog the iPhone on Ebay. Realy great!
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I lol'd.. Android Rowdies... new type of clique violence in schools now I guess then!
Thanks for the translation!
haha
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Too bad here in the city more people use iCraps. I think I need a special skin that makes my N1 look like an iPhone, so I don't get beat up by iPhone rowdies.
Haha yeah scary bunch they are don't worry though they wont beat you they think they got an app for that and I think they prefer the term iRowdies haha
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Haha yeah scary bunch they are don't worry though they wont beat you they think they got an app for that and I think they prefer the term iRowdies haha
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iLOLED (lol)
This is just too funny. All the more reason I'm ditching Apple.
jaszek said:
iLOLED (lol)
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aha thanks
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This is just too funny. All the more reason I'm ditching Apple.
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Haha lol yeah i would, but i reckon i would get no where near as much money as i spent on it though so i keep my apple products as backups
ha thats fanboy-ism gone to an extreme!
Seeing as Stevie treats his customers like ****, it seems only natural to treat apple customers like ****. Lolz
Android army ftw.. violence is bad though.
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Really good books

I don't want this to be a thread for avid book reads.
I don't read much and i am wondering if there are any people out there that don't really read much but have picked up a book, read it, and thought "that was excellent!"
Does anyone know what i mean?
My book is Iam Legend by Robert Matheson
it s what the film with will smith is based on.
I just thought it was excellent!!!
my bro has an eee 1000h ... pretty good net book if ya ask me , dunno who wrote it who
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my bro has an eee 1000h ... pretty good net book if ya ask me , dunno who wrote it who
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hahaha that was awesome
Being a Culinary student, I'd say you should pick up "Kitchen Confidential" and "Medium Raw" by Anthony Bourdain. Really quite fascinating reads. The guy is just so damn blunt, and a master of words. And it's all autobiographical.
I honestly did not like to read years ago.
but, recently ive been reading more, if you are into computers, technology, or physics.
you might like these:
"The Last Lecture"
"A Brief History of Time"
"iWoz" (im not a fanboy)
"The Elegant Universe"
"Physics of the Impossible"
"Parallel Universes"
Im a physics nut, but you may still like them, they arent too complex
Cheers,
Captainkrtek
I read Day By Bay Armageddon part one and two.
AND IT WAS EXCELLENT!
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Thanks for the replys.
Its just what i was looking for!
"No more us for you"
"Boy kills man"
And "The skeleton key"
Are amazing. The first 2 are the best I've ever read. I really recommend them.
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I think you should read... OH CRAP I HAZ TWO EXAMS TUESDAY!
Original Android <3ers! said:
I think you should read... OH CRAP I HAZ TWO EXAMS TUESDAY!
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lol
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One hand or two hands?

Just wondering if you guys use one hand or two hands to use ur phone.. I just saw a stupid iphone commercial where showed this guys hand and it was perfectly per portioned to the iphone and they say "is it a coincidence? I think not", lmao they make it seem like EVERYONES hand is going to be perfect for the iphone...
Me personally I usually use 2 hands when I'm playing with my phone but one hand if I'm checking sms
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I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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063_XOBX said:
I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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Same here. I think it's time to stop using Internet for a while.
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I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
lol, damn you guys totally changed the entire topic here...
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lol, damn you guys totally changed the entire topic here...
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Welcome to OT
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Welcome to OT
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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well then I guess I can ask everyone, what do you use your hands for the majority of the time?
I have a feeling the answer is going to be something totally inappropriate
You know who else has hands? The devil. And he uses them for holding.
I don't use any hands.
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It's a good thing my coffee cup is empty or else a glorious splash of coffee onto my laptop screen would have ensued. Mind you I'm in the one of the quiet floors of my library XD :laugh: Oh man.

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