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I'll kick off with...
"HTC's Assurance Superiority Standards (ASS) testing raises ethical questions"

Your phone:
$299.99
Your contract:
$1165.68
Getting the phone lodged inside of you and having X-rays of it for the whole world to see:
Priceless!

"errmmm mr sulu what warp drive did u use"?
or
(princess liea to han solo)"you came in that thing? your braver than i thought"

helo fellow brummie
"hummm....now where did i see my phone last?
i know ill ring it"

i also think it could be a new xda logo and slogan
that pic the underneath the quote
"about the only thing we cant help with"
or
"a prime example of misinterpreting HardSPL"

**** a brick.
-I assume no-one would eat a working phone.
Dave

Funny ones so far. I like the idea of this being used as an advert. How about...
"Our new A-GPS function means you can always get a signal, no matter where your phone is."

John was beginning to regret asking on 4chan for help with his new phone...

HTC's new hands free interface........answer your phone by squeezing your asscheeks
Also comes in a women's model..................................well you can figure it out

HTC's new slogan:
"HTC: Our devices are the sh**!
Dave

mikechannon said:
Radiologists say there are no health risks in eating apple products and admit man's claim that he swallowed his iPhone as they reveal a bowel xRay showing nothing but Sh**.
Mike
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This one for the win! Excellent Mike!

HTC: Official supplier of raw materials for XDA-Developers

The brand new
HTC BrownStone...
I just bought this phone off of Craig's list...and it sounds like crap!!!

"ribbed for her pleasure"

Surgeon: "If I knew that; I wouldn't have lost it. Try calling it."

Related

diamond haters on here

anyone else noticed this
ps.....i love my diamond
boooo [email protected]!!!!!
jk
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Illustrated Wireless Remote Control feature of the Diamond
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Diamonds are NOT a girls best friend .......... they are man's best friend​
Mike​
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Lol
Love that picture
mikechannon said:
Illustrated Wireless Remote Control feature of the Diamond
Diamonds are NOT a girls best friend .......... they are man's best friend​
Mike​
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lmao nice
diamond is just a prettied up, rammed up, processored up screen resolutioned up keyboard-less drivered version of the kaiser.
i can see why so many people dislike it so much
Diamond
fzzyrn said:
diamond is just a prettied up, rammed up, processored up screen resolutioned up keyboard-less drivered version of the kaiser.
i can see why so many people dislike it so much
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LOL....Man, you're on T-Mobile. Who could possibly take your opinion seriously anyway. Go buy an iPhone and get a new carrier. LOL.
Although I would prefer the Rapheal....
ouchies. at least my carrier isn't evil. and its logo doesn't look like the death star.
i'm getting a little bit mad at wm atm, so i'd totally go for a n96 right now. as if i could afford it.
fzzyrn said:
ouchies. at least my carrier isn't evil. and its logo doesn't look like the death star.
i'm getting a little bit mad at wm atm, so i'd totally go for a n96 right now. as if i could afford it.
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september 15 - htc dream for tmobile

Could this be the world's most expensive phone?

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yeh, morgage the house for that glitter but, I do like that d-pad
Which phone is this? Is it Nokia luxury? I wanna know.
If I recall correctly it's by a company called Amosu...who adorned this limited edition with 420 diamonds totaling 5.65 carats set in 18k white or yellow gold, with a choice of white, black or pink sapphires. All for a mere $42000...Decisions, decisions...
april09 said:
Which phone is this? Is it Nokia luxury? I wanna know.
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iClone - sorry iPhone
I's sure there are more expensive Vertu handsets out there
TheBrit said:
iClone - sorry iPhone
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iPhail????
Apparently this is the most expensive phone, topping out at $1M
orelsi said:
iPhail????
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Lol!!!!
Hahahaha!
Grandma has one too...
Kazan22 said:
Apparently this is the most expensive phone, topping out at $1M
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I would take this one over the I-pone
Oh Oh Here we go
mikechannon said:
These expensive phones may look like more fun than the entire French Air Force crashing into a fireworks factory but our plain boring HTC phones are much more of a hoot to own than you might imagine. Think of it, if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under the tweed. I do, and it helps.
Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than these diamond encrusted fanny magnets. In fact they have the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis. They may be the best of the bling phones but that's not much to shout about. That's like saying "Oh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases."
Mike
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Mike
Talking about a camel with gingivitis, Tsk Tsk. I guess if anyone is allowed to make fun of the UK its someone from the UK.

iPhone5 Prototype

A blog mentioned that iPhone5 prototype was lost in a bar, C.A. Is it true? Anyone have some confirmed sources?
We still remember the iPhone4 prototype was lost by an engineer last year.
skydeve said:
A blog mentioned that iPhone5 prototype was lost in a bar, C.A. Is it true? Anyone have some confirmed sources?
We still remember the iPhone4 prototype was lost by an engineer last year.
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business strategies , better learn to identify and ignore them .
RANT: Typicle Apple publicity bull**** wank, so freaking what if their boring bollox iphone went missing.
Another iphone owner probably picked it up mistakenly thinking it was theirs as they all look exactly the freaking same! just like iphone owners they have no individuality and no personality, designed by a company/parents who have their head firmly implanted up the own ass!
skydeve said:
A blog mentioned that iPhone5 prototype was lost in a bar, C.A. Is it true? Anyone have some confirmed sources?
We still remember the iPhone4 prototype was lost by an engineer last year.
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nah dont think its true
I'm with Throwaway.... the original story looked more like an ad for the restaurant and go as far as talking about what was on the menu... Personally, I think the iPhone is a great device. I also think some of the higher end Android phones are equally great... it's why I have a mix of both on my TMO account.
Guys, it's IFA time in Berlin, Samsung is owning the show with the beasts of beauty, the Note and the 7.7" tablet and Apple has to stay relevant. So just a little bullsh1t PR and makes the headlines.
They are the masters of PR bullsh1t, what did you expect?
I found it
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LMAO! Now that's some funny ****!
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i found it
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and still no signal!

Welcome to China...We can fake anything and you don't even know

Just got this post from a guy at my country...
He bought a very cheap 1TB HDD brand Western Digital... cost only $4,
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He tested it, with ****ty speed ... if you live at Vietnam, you probably know the meme "It is Chinese Stuffs" .
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It has a button, to open up the top of the HDD (lol)
and this is what he gets:
No offense for the Chinese Friends, but anyone here have faced the same problem? lol
Lol if its too good to by true it proally is
--sent from my glacier.
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Don't buy cheap stuffs all the times guys! LMAO
I love the brass things to make it heavier. lol
$4? Maybe it just stand for a month, lol
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I cannot understand how anyone could possibly not realise that it would be fake at that price......
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I cannot understand how anyone could possibly not realise that it would be fake at that price......
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this.
That's fantastic, but in fairness to the Chinese faking people you should take a look at an episode of the last TopGear series. They show the fake cars they make over there, direct copys of the latest models and some are pretty damn good for what they are
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nice.. but how long will it last? $4 a steal. i wont save important files there.
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More pics:
Don't buy cheap stuffs all the times guys! LMAO
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Congrats, you bought a walking stick. 4$.. not bad, not bad!
Hey, at least he gets a 1TB thumb drive for $4. Cheers up.
some of the counterfeits ive seen look just like the real thing and an average person wont be able to make out that its fake
Really nice that someone believes he can buy 1TB for 4$
He has him self to blame, love the big wall bolts
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Landscape QWERTY mod crowdfunding impending

https://www.reddit.com/r/Moto_Z/comments/5vlp1c/moto_z_slider_keyboard_mod_is_here/
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It's not my mod, just thought folks here might like a head's up.
Indiegogo campaign open!
The Indiegogo campaign page is now open with status "Coming Soon". Here is some info:
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brunelli said:
Sorry to be asking that, but just to clarify:
- Are you planning on starting the campaign with only the mockups to show up or do you already have a prototype, contact with e.g. the keypad suppliers or anything palpable?
- Are you making all this (design, dealing with the campaign and production) alone?
- I understand you have won some kind of challenge, does that mean Lenovo will, in any way, help with the device production?
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The prototype is under engineering. I have already broke 2 dev boards. We are getting there.
No I am partnering with a professional design and manufacturering company. They have partnership with Foxconn for all there devices, including this one. Will have professional quality control.
All your questions will hopefully be answered when the formal campaign launches
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Spread the word via Twitter if you like!
Spreaded the word and backed the project. Really need the keyboard. It's too long ago we had a high end smartphone with a real five row landscape slider.
Just a reminder that only a few days are left and it's very close but not yet funded. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/keyboard-mod-a-physical-keyboard-for-the-moto-z/x/5633299#/
Now fully funded. I definitely got the right phone.
Oh my, I joined the Indiegogo campaign 4 days ago ... and today I bought myself a shiny new Moto Z Play
Coming from the (crappy!) Droid 4, i am really looking forward to an awesome keyboard.
Just before the super early bird got wiped out i jumped in on this...
Time to dump my blackberry priv and finaly get back to a phone with a full size keyboard !

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