The ULTIMATE TROLL thread - Off-topic

Post phrases or things that would be considered maximum trolling; things you'd say just to get a rise out of others.

Alex530 said:
Al qaeda is run by the cia. Bin laden is a paid cia agent. The illuminati is real and the world will end with a new world order. Call me crazy.
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This is a fact not a troll and its correct

This thread... It could be such a problem! lol

The people who made the Nook Color are so STUPID!!!!!
They couldn't even spell colour right... Dumbasses

husam666 said:
Macarony max is a stupid version of me
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Master™ said:
But... But that is true?...
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Hahaha! lmao!!
Master is a stupid version of me, and I am a stupid version of Husam

MacaronyMax said:
Hahaha! lmao!!
Master is a stupid version of me, and I am a stupid version of Husam
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God.. I must be super stupid then..
MacaronyMax.. When do I get my free iPhone 4-sh*t BTW?

Master™ said:
God.. I must be super stupid then..
MacaronyMax.. When do I get my free iPhone 4-sh*t BTW?
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Huh??
...

MacaronyMax said:
Huh??
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I'm sorry.. Ignore that.. I am just that stupid

Master™ said:
I'm sorry.. Ignore that.. I am just that stupid
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yeah you are
edit: you are not super stupid because i am super intelligent ,
that makes macarony intelligent,
and you are normal

Haha Inteligent will do =P
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MacaronyMax said:
Haha Inteligent will do =P
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WAIT... I say that you are SUPER INTELLIGENT, and I am INTELLIGENT.. he is just normal. Lets go with that!

Master™ said:
WAIT... I say that you are SUPER INTELLIGENT, and I am INTELLIGENT.. he is just normal. Lets go with that!
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alright i am normal , max is stupid, u r superly super insanely stupid

husam666 said:
alright i am normal , max is stupid, u r superly super insanely stupid
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XDA is the greatest American website evar!

rorytmeadows said:
XDA is the greatest American website evar!
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XDA isn't retarded!

AdrianK said:
XDA isn't retarded!
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XDA is the only site that doesnt have trolls

Why is everything released on GSM networks first? Don't these companies know that CDMA is the dominant network in the US?

rorytmeadows said:
Why is everything released on GSM networks first? Don't these companies know that CDMA is the dominant network in the US?
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Its all a conspiracy against you and your CDMA network.

rorytmeadows said:
Why is everything released on GSM networks first? Don't these companies know that CDMA is the dominant network in the US?
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lmao
(I know that wa trolling but incase you didn't know though 80% of the world uses GSM

MacaronyMax said:
but incase you didn't know though 80% of the world uses GSM
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oh comon, how could it not be trolling
In reality, I wish most in the blogosphere understood that (they constantly don't know why Verizon US is left out)....
DUH
THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND THE US

MacaronyMax said:
lmao
(I know that wa trolling but incase you didn't know though 80% of the world uses GSM
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no way get out of here... f'nnn metro pcs told me that cdma was gonna be the next big thing

Related

i need

i seen this gurl in my school wit these and it looked so great but i need help on doing this
oiamsorrywatnow?
Is this Original Android?
chopper the dog said:
Is this Original Android?
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Haha do you mean that because its a pointless random post with a question thats no realy a question ?
JK
MacaronyMax said:
Haha do you mean that because its a pointless random post with a question thats no realy a question ?
JK
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that , and also cuz hes yung and would be afraid to ask us somthin like this with his orig screen name
souljaboy said:
that , and also cuz hes yung and would be afraid to ask us somthin like this with his orig screen name
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haha ......
nardo64 said:
i seen this gurl in my school wit these and it looked so great but i need help on doing this
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Dooiingg whaaat???
You have to take this, put that in it and you have the thing she has, and that is a great thing, and you can do a lot of things with these.
jaszek said:
You have to take this, put that in it and you have the thing she has, and that is a great thing, and you can do a lot of things with these.
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Ohhhh... I see now. I must've misread the question.
jaszek said:
You have to take this, put that in it and you have the thing she has, and that is a great thing, and you can do a lot of things with these.
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Hhahahahaha dont think thats what he was talking about but if so okay
MacaronyMax said:
Hhahahahaha dont think thats what he was talking about but if so okay
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There wasn't a picture before, right?
If its tits you want son, drink lots of beer and by the time your 40 you'll have man boobs!
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johndub71 said:
If its tits you want son, drink lots of beer and by the time your 40 you'll have man boobs!
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ahaha
ahem, screenshots please

Answer The Question Above

make questions for the person below to answer, so answer the question then make another question for the person below!!
to get to know each other that bit more!!
What colour is your hair?
Brown
Where do you live?
Sent from a proud EVO owner!
Southampton
What OS does your phone run?
WinMo 6.5.5.5.5.1
What did I just say?
M_T_M said:
WinMo 6.5.5.5.5.1
What did I just say?
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You said "WinMo 6.5.5.5.5.1"
What ROM am I using? *Hint: My Sig*
Oh no!, another of this threads....
Check my signature
What Device you have?
orb3000 said:
Check my signature
What Device you have?
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banned for not answering his question... Ooops wrong thread
I have a Hero
Who's your favourite food?
MacaronyMax said:
banned for not answering his question... Ooops wrong thread
I have a Hero
Who's your favourite food?
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Pizza
How tall are you?
5ft 8"
About anyway
Do you think that's tall or small
MacaronyMax said:
5ft 8"
About anyway
Do you think that's tall or small
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...Small
I am 12 inches.. Oh wait, I mean 5ft 11
Master™ said:
...Small
I am 12 inches.. Oh wait, I mean 5ft 11
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Question?? LOL Just got that 12" part
Will you post a question next time?
Master™ said:
...Small
I am 12 inches.. Oh wait, I mean 5ft 11
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Banned for not asking a question
I'm 6' 3"
Do you get annoyed by trick or treaters?
Yes
Do you like Nachos?
Yes I do.
Who's your favorite author?
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westicle said:
Yes I do.
Who's your favorite author?
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The Kat n' the Hat guy.. IDk
What's your favorite brand?
hTC all the way!
What is your dream country to go on vacation?
Master™ said:
The Kat n' the Hat guy.. IDk
What's your favorite brand?
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South Africa, met a girl online and want to see if shes real.
What do you drive
Umm... the bus
Where is the banana in my avatar from?!
from a banana tree
Do you like clowns?
Mr. Clown said:
from a banana tree
Do you like clowns?
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Wrong, rejected cartoons
Depends...most clowns, yes. But THAT clown above me...makes me kind of not like clowns.
Favorite dessert?

No fap(jerkoff) December!

Basically you can't fap (jerkoff) the whole month of December! It's a test to see who can stand the pain!
Let me know if your in!
-If your in just update about once a week to tell if your still in, or your out.
Losers will be listed in RED
List of Participants
twitch153
MacaronyMax
westicle
flyboyovyick
Alex530
jaszek
Frizzanko
Master™
AdrianK
tookewl4skewl
souljaboy
C0mpu13rFr34k
blkout01
Qazz~
shr
westicle
Tallyphillips
kyouko
sirphunkee
silkuze
cashyftw said:
Basically you can't fap (jerkoff) the whole month of December! It's a test to see who can stand the pain!
Let me know if your in!
-If your in just update about once a week to tell if your still in, or your out.
Losers will be listed in RED
List of Participants
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What is this buzz about?
shr said:
What is this buzz about?
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Basically no jerking off for a whole month! Lol too see who the real men are
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Put me in red I lost.
Chalup said:
Put me in red I lost.
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It's the 28th of November
Haha lmao at this thread
Chalup said:
Put me in red I lost.
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lol da**, you were out before it started! ahhah
MacaronyMax said:
Haha lmao at this thread
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+1
cashyftw said:
Basically no jerking off for a whole month! Lol too see who the real men are
Sent from the speed demon
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How does this mean you're a real man?
This sounds terrible. After two weeks, you'll be so snippy!
FAP ON!
Haha jezz it doesn't start until december 1st! So fap all you want until then!
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Are we allowed to have someone do it for us
MacaronyMax said:
Are we allowed to have someone do it for us
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I was just thinking that... (not thinking *about* that, mind)
Haha nope, that counts as stroking!
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cashyftw said:
Haha nope, that counts as stroking!
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No stroking either?!
Come on guys really?! Lmao This is just an odd thread!
twitch153 said:
Come on guys really?! Lmao This is just an odd thread!
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I take it your not up to the challenge then
Funniest thread ever!!
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MacaronyMax said:
Quote: I take it your not up to the challenge then
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.....Bring it trick!
What about have someone do it... with no hands?...
vmiguel said:
What about have someone do it... with no hands?...
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Good question! I'm in for this...lol
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i'm in!
i will try my best

[Q] How do you say the word "Monster"

Is it (Mon-ster) or (Mun-ster)?
Correct pronounciation is "Mother-in-Law"
Burko said:
Correct pronounciation is "Mother-in-Law"
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WIN.
Also I see wut you did thar.
Who says 'munster'?
AdrianK said:
Who says 'munster'?
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Me
10char.
For me its "Ex-Wife" still. (yup it really was that bad)
But.. I say "Mon-ster"
Munster was the silly 50's television show that was trying to rip off the Adam's family. (But I liked it just the same.)
.. or a really great cheese.
Monster, Like it's spelt
Burko said:
Correct pronounciation is "Mother-in-Law"
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You just won the internet.
MacaronyMax said:
Monster, Like it's spelt
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liar you say it mounstaer, you brit ass
Monstruo
JimJam707 said:
Me
10char.
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Why?
orb3000 said:
Monstruo
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Orb's really thrown a spanner in the works there!
I say monster. Munster is a type of cheese.
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On Topic:
I say it like this, "Monster!!!"
Off Topic:
Like my sig JimmyJammy?
Master™ said:
On Topic:
I say it like this, "Monster!!!"
Off Topic:
Like my sig JimmyJammy?
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I just stole your stolen sig
Master™ said:
On Topic:
I say it like this, "Monster!!!"
Off Topic:
Like my sig JimmyJammy?
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I love your sig.
The person who made that must a good looking chap.
MacaronyMax said:
I just stole your stolen sig
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Oh no you didn't! hahah
MONster.
That is all.
Depends on which ex-wife I'm talking about!

Confessions

http://youtu.be/EJ-y5k9qJBU
I am he. Alan was never banned from the vibrant forums. I just made a look-alike accounts. It got banned http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=3976767
Had yalls foo too. Figured I should confess cuz everyone thinks alan is "SO AWESOME" since his few recent threads. Yea, all me!
I was also the fake macaronymax that only max noticed. AKA "MacaroryMax". Yup, r instead of n. Look closer people.
Theres a few others. But i'd rather not tell you who/when they were around and how you reacted.
Good post. I have a confession to make to... I have no idea if it was a good post or not. Web page not foouuunnnnddddd
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deliriousDroid said:
Good post. I have a confession to make to... I have no idea if it was a good post or not. Web page not foouuunnnnddddd
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Awwww. I givez u da cookiez.
Nobody cares that I care to confess?
WHAT??????????????''''
idavid_ said:
WHAT??????????????''''
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Yes yes, no cameras please. Its true.
wait, what?!
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Purple Drama Llama said:
http://youtu.be/EJ-y5k9qJBU
I am he. Alan was never banned from the vibrant forums. I just made a look-alike accounts. It got banned http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=3976767
Had yalls foo too. Figured I should confess cuz everyone thinks alan is "SO AWESOME" since his few recent threads. Yea, all me!
I was also the fake macaronymax that only max noticed. AKA "MacaroryMax". Yup, r instead of n. Look closer people.
Theres a few others. But i'd rather not tell you who/when they were around and how you reacted.
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XD XD Well played lama, well played haha I had thought I saw posts that I hadn't even posted... then I spotted it ... Also congrats on the Alan thing You had me fooled : D
MacaronyMax said:
XD XD Well played lama, well played haha I had thought I saw posts that I hadn't even posted... then I spotted it ... Also congrats on the Alan thing You had me fooled : D
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Thanks Max
Now I gotta talk to sushi and twitch about a certain puppy.....
Purple Drama Llama said:
Thanks Max
Now I gotta talk to sushi and twitch about a certain puppy.....
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(Sushi xD xD)
haha awesome, What puppy is this?
MacaronyMax said:
(Sushi xD xD)
haha awesome, What puppy is this?
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Mmmmm.... iPad 2 guy who thought it was a Xoom (twitch or sushi cant remember who fell for it?). That was the best ever one.
Purple Drama Llama said:
Mmmmm.... iPad 2 guy who thought it was a Xoom (twitch or sushi cant remember who fell for it?). That was the best ever one.
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XD hahahaha That was you too! Hahahah Both did i think That's great! XD
wait so your twitch152 also???
T.C.P said:
wait so your twitch152 also???
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I think that's hus xD
MacaronyMax said:
I think that's hus xD
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sure it was him *evil laugh*
T.C.P said:
sure it was him *evil laugh*
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Hahaha It was you then xD
MacaronyMax said:
Hahaha It was you then xD
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well since this is a confession thread, then yes it is me, i also got a fake husam one and 2 more that i troll with
T.C.P said:
well since this is a confession thread, then yes it is me, i also got a fake husam one and 2 more that i troll with
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Haahah I think I know the othha one Black something? xD
MacaronyMax said:
Haahah I think I know the othha one Black something? xD
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shhhhh it max
T.C.P said:
shhhhh it max
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Hahaha Sure xD

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