Azrienoch's Rage - XDA Developer TV

All i have to say is, your rage helps calm mine.
Azrienoch Fanboys commence your favorite azrienoch rants.

My favorite rant was against Steve Jobs!

The zombie rant about the carriers was awesome!!!!

Definitely the bootloader rants, I can feel your pain there Azrienoch. And the point you made about things not always ending happily is still true, I know there are more than a few people who are feeling blue about HTC's "unlock"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmvCpR45LKA
^best rant. hand's down.

Yous guys is funny.

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the tale of the happy kingdom

once in a country far away there lived a happy peaceful people
who got on their lives doing every day stuff chores and chatted with others
about every day life things
but the country was not always peaceful there lives horrible trolls there
there were many different types of trolls wood trolls, hill trolls and mountain trolls
but the worst one of all was the pyro troll
it was a hideous creature who lived of flames provides to it by the inhibitors of the country
it stole their attention and the more it got the more powerful it became
even curious people who just wanted to see what the troll was up to feed it's power
and increases it's strength
one day the people got an idea they decides they ignoring the troll who obviously required
their attention to live would be the perfect way to conqueror it's hold on their happy kingdom
they pretended the troll was not there
they didn’t reply to anything the troll said
they didn’t even click in on the treads the troll posted
the less attention the troll got the smaller it became until in the end
it was tiny and insignificant and you could hardly se it with your bare eye
the vicious hold of the pyrotroll was broken and the kingdom was saved and people could move on with
their everyday lives
the troll never posted commercials again
:twisted: :evil: 8)
Rudegar said:
once in a country far away there lived a happy peaceful people
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You forgot to say 'good-looking' too.
Its a shame this country doesnt have any almighty moderators who can rid the country of these trolls in just a few clicks. One of the ingrediants of a happy kingdom is a leader, without one the pyro trolls will never go away.
I think we really havent done him any favours replying, when people do a google on his service to see if its a scam they will find that topic and quickly conclude that it is one.
the migthy protector of the country is slumbering and we can all pray that if the need truely arise the protector will wake from the dream and strike down the enemies in a swift blow
Maybe the king should appoint a new knight, because all the appointed knights are off, fighting other dragons, seeking other quests. Which is what knights do, when all seems quiet in the homeland.
maybe you should apply you are a just fellow pure at hart and spirite
and spend long hours seeking the welfare of the kingdom
you as well as any should be able to forefill that role of knight of protector of the kingdom we soo love
I also think the king should appoint a knight or two - especially a jedi knight
Who else to than to a five star member should this honour fall?
I'll try and see if i can send a messenger to the king.
I meant jedi Rudegar
spidermans uncle quote
"with great power comes great responsiblity"
responsibility is work
i'm a free spirite having too much responsibility would not suit me
so i'd rather be a shepherd it's lovely nature and you make your own
squadual have a stra hat plus a whistle plus all the sheep you can hhhhmmmmm eat
lmao :lol:
Rudegar, M4io, dcs and cruisin-thru for our kingdom's protectors!
The campaign starts here!
The king appears to be dead. Long live the king . . . .
The king PP is very much alive, he just likes to rule in silence.
In the meanwhile a full eclips has past thru our kingdom, and only the kings first knight Itsme was able to beat the dragon responsible for darkening the sun in our lifes.
Even under siege PP has found the time to appoint your servant as an apprentice. Although ignorant about the great mysteries of ruling, I will try to keep an eye on the simple things of government. (One thread causing grieve has been blasted in the abyss of obliviance).
I can only hope to prove myself worthy of such great honour bestowed upon me.
The question is... could the troll have had anything to do with the dragon?!?
Pope said:
The question is... could the troll have had anything to do with the dragon?!?
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That same thought crossed my mind too.... :roll:
Although actually it's unlikely, no? Because this was free advertising space for the lame fool. Why would he nuke it?

Jordan........ Who cares.

Hi. I was just thinking if it was only me who is not bothered what so ever what Jordan (Katie Price) is up to nowadays. She is all over the papers.... and for what?
Maybe it should be taken to the vote to get her sent to some far away land where people might give a crap about who or what she is climbing into bed with this week.
No offence to Peter Andre but I think it all went down hill for him just after the single with Bubbler Ranks charted!
If you want my honest opinion on her I think she's an ugly cow obsessed with herself who spends little or no time with her kids and only cares about herself.
I have no time for her and cannot undertand why everyone else has!! Breasts are to big, her lips are massive (fish lips), she looks like an umpa lumpa.
I feel sorry for her kids as its all about her her her.
Maybe came across as a little strong, but world would be a better place if they just ignored her!!
JM2C's
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If you want my honest opinion on her I think she's an ugly cow obsessed with herself who spends little or no time with her kids and only cares about herself.
I have no time for her and cannot undertand why everyone else has!! Breasts are to big, her lips are massive (fish lips), she looks like an umpa lumpa.
I feel sorry for her kids as its all about her her her.
Maybe came across as a little strong, but world would be a better place if they just ignored her!!
JM2C's
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Hey now, don't be insulting umpa lumpas.
[email protected] said:
Hey now, don't be insulting umpa lumpas.
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True....must apologize to all umpa lumpa's....sorry
I'm just surprised this thread hasn't had far more reply's lol
Totally agree with Fallen Spartan
There are a lot of beautiful women in this world and she's just not one of them, talk about being in a delusional state she must be to even think that she's got the looks.
Falling/tree/branches think you get the rest?
And i also feel sorry for the children and what the media spotlight has done to them.
there aren't many replies since people don't care for her hehe

Hitler finds out the HD2 won't get WP7S

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdbaMOcwgUc&feature=youtu.be
This is one of the best hitler remakes ever lol
This is right funny
It's all true, although personally I'd much prefer an HD2 running WM 6.5.X plus Sense rather than WP7S.
Would I be completely alone if I said that I never found any of these Hitler parodies funny?
Not because Hitler is ever so bad, but just because it's extremely NOT funny at all.
Just like Red vs. Blue and Dane Cook. Liked by many idiots, but not funny at all.
rorytmeadows said:
Just like Red vs. Blue and Dane Cook. Liked by many idiots, but not funny at all.
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I have no firends anymore because of that, you say you don't like it while their having their red-vs.-bluegasm and they walk away
"What does that cloud look like to you? To me it looks like rain! I used that joke at work. I'm the funniest guy at the office. They say I should do standup."
riiiiiiiight
rorytmeadows said:
Would I be completely alone if I said that I never found any of these Hitler parodies funny?
Not because Hitler is ever so bad, but just because it's extremely NOT funny at all.
Just like Red vs. Blue and Dane Cook. Liked by many idiots, but not funny at all.
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I don't look at theme as funny, but as an entertaining and sarcastic way to bring across a point. Not "haha" funny but half-smile funny, you know what I mean?
rorytmeadows said:
Would I be completely alone if I said that I never found any of these Hitler parodies funny?
Not because Hitler is ever so bad, but just because it's extremely NOT funny at all.
Just like Red vs. Blue and Dane Cook. Liked by many idiots, but not funny at all.
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Thank God we all have different humor, tastes and different points of view!!!
It reminds me to one of the most repetitive questions here at XDA:
"What is the best ROM?
There is no such thing!
"What is best for me can not be for you and vice versa"
idiot, isn´t it?
orb3000 said:
Thank God we all have different humor, tastes and different points of view!!!
It reminds me to one of the most repetitive questions here at XDA:
"What is the best ROM?
There is no such thing!
"What is best for me can not be for you and vice versa"
idiot, isn´t it?
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Or if you delve frequently in the Dream Development section:
"I think I've bricked, how to fix this?"
"How to get Bluetooth working on G1 with Sense Rom?"
Others that I'll think of when they come along. Of course they don't speak in full words so it would be more like:
"Yo dawgs briked fone, fix it?"
"Bluetoof in hero rom?"
JAguirre1231 said:
Or if you delve frequently in the Dream Development section:
"I think I've bricked, how to fix this?"
"How to get Bluetooth working on G1 with Sense Rom?"
Others that I'll think of when they come along. Of course they don't speak in full words so it would be more like:
"Yo dawgs briked fone, fix it?"
"Bluetoof in hero rom?"
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Lol
....
omg halp! video down, reup?!?!
Mods can close
Sorry, too late mate, it has been taken down....
sad..... I was watching this movie on the plane few (8+) weeks ago... and I was trying to see if it actually matches the film...
but when i go back on XDA i lost this thread and cbb to search it again and didnt bookmark it.
so i kept waiting, and last week something like this just flashed in ma mind and I suddenly wanted to watch this helirous take again, but then i was way too forgetful as usual.
and now today finally someone bumped this thread again. I got my hopes high trying to watch it again and realized...... (*drum bash*) It is down!
How could they do such thing to these funny videos?
anyway hope this confuzed all you guys and,
happy XDA ORDing!

Is it just a rumer that Steve jobs is gonna die?

From what I have heard on some news sites on the internet, Steve jobs only has weeks to live. It is about his cancer which is eventualy killing him. I don't like him at all but if it is true, I do find it sad to hear. I would never wish this on anyone.
http://www.longislandpress.com/2011...r-national-inquirer-says-steve-jobs-is-dying/
This news is starting to pop up all over the internet.
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Well from what I heard on teh interwebz Elvis is a hermaphrodite who works in my local chip shop and hitler had a pet unicorn......
Call me old fashioned but I don't think this is a particularly useful or apropriate use of a thread.
conantroutman said:
Well from what I heard on teh interwebz Elvis is a hermaphrodite who works in my local chip shop and hitler had a pet unicorn......
Call me old fashioned but I don't think this is a particularly useful or apropriate use of a thread.
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your are old fashioned but i find nothing wrong with this in off topic
I don't see anything I done wrong as you should see other threads in the forums, some are just bonkers, also this is off topic
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Heck, the off-topic Mafia's Cook has no problem with this topic, so what's the big deal? It is semi-relevant, because love him or hate him, he started the REAL touchscreen trend. I'd imagine that Android would be using full physical keypads instead of touchscreen if it wasn't for iPhail, despite the general opinion of its usefulness.
Anyway, the rumour that Mr Jobs is dying is unconfirmable, as the original source is National Enquirer, which is a tabloid magazine. And the doctor who said he's dying based his opinion on pictures of Steve Jobs. Pictures.
Make of it what you will.
There's all kinds of wild speculation flying around out there right now. The list of people who actually know what's the case is likely very small.
What really gets me though is the sheer hatred and malicious ill-wishing I've seen going on out there about Mr. Jobs. I think there a lot of jealous, personally insecure folk out there, and that's actually pretty sad. I mean, by way of example, I hate Microsoft and strongly dislike the attitude and actions of Bill Gates, but you won't find me wishing death upon the man, or anything of the sort on his family or friends.
It's clear that we have a lot of dangerous, irrational people out there, and this makes me sad.
love seein the closet apple fans coming out on this thread like cockroaches for some smelly cheese .. get outta here
I have been keeping an eye on news sites and stuff now for 48hrs and I still not convinced. If Steve was really going to die, I think it would be all over the news by now.
Although, that being said, he is a very ill man and if he were to pass away soon I would not be surprised.
Personally i don't like apple and I don't like Steve jobs like I said at the beginning of this thread but he still is a human being and I hope it is not true.
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We are all going to die.
I hope this isn't news to you!
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We are all going to die.
I hope this isn't news to you!
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That is true but it is how you die. Cancer sucks
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Read on a Danish tech news blog that this is confirmed just to be a rumor.
Long live steve??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_National_Enquirer
They have had a few lawsuits.
yea going out by cancer sucks. i dont care who you are or what you have done. i would never wish that on someone.
well maybe a few people, but not steve.
flyboyovyick said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_National_Enquirer
They have had a few lawsuits.
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and quite a number of hits too
souljaboy said:
love seein the closet apple fans coming out on this thread like cockroaches for some smelly cheese .. get outta here
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No offense, but the topic is about a mans life. I don't think anyone here(Or I hope anyone wouldn't) wish something like this on anyone else. That post comes off as very rude.
I saw that article featured on gizmodo.
It's probably a rumor unless you believe that 2 "prominent" cancer doctors saying that Steve Jobs has weeks left to live by, if you can believe it,
looking at photos of his ass from his jeans.
so I don't think Steve has weeks to live. The national enquirer is 99.99% bs.
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No offense, but the topic is about a mans life. I don't think anyone here(Or I hope anyone wouldn't) wish something like this on anyone else. That post comes off as very rude.
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good job reading i didnt even mention steve in my post
I'm just curious as to how good Android would have been without the iPhone as a big fat target to shoot for. Apple would be no where near as influential or profitable, imho, without Jobs at the helm. Granted, he may piss on his customers opinions, i.e. antennagate, yer holdin' it wrong!, but the fact remains that if Apple wasn't pushing out quality products the whole community would be lesser for it.
totally agree...
Apple first don'd the PDA term back in 1992 around the release of the Newton message pad.
On another note.
I can't understand why anyone could say that don't like someone if they have never met in person...

Hammered !!!!!!! by fanboys

How the worm turns !!! Androids have become the fanboys they use to depise .Man I am having some serious doubts as to the openness of this community. This week I have witnessed grown people act like total imbeciles because there side possibly got scooped on an app.. Then a relentless wave of fanboys bash amd insult people becasue they are loyal to dev.. I tried all day to have a genuine threaad only to have it deleted after several pages of usefull talk and interested people having a great discussion. The internet is not as free as we all would believe and this post might not see the light of day .
Freedom of speech, that's all that is I have no problem with your opinion as I have no problem with their's. People will always support their own opinion regardless of how old they are especially if it has recently become extremely popular. That's just life.
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
twitch153 said:
Freedom of speech, that's all that is I have no problem with your opinion as I have no problem with their's. People will always support their own opinion regardless of how old they are especially if it has recently become extremely popular. That's just life.
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
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This.
People are people, doesn't matter if they own an ithing or an Android.
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This.
People are people, doesn't matter if they own an ithing or an Android.
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Exactly, I agree with you. It's just human nature haha
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
When are people going to learn that I am always right and they are always wrong? [/sarcasm]
kdj67f said:
When are people going to learn that I am always right and they are always wrong? [/sarcasm]
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Right at the moment you start listening to everything I say.
iphone-developers.com
goodbye
kdj67f said:
When are people going to learn that I am always right and they are always wrong? [/sarcasm]
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But you're only right until i am right and then you're clearly wrong, unless someone else is clearly right in which case either one of us, or both, could clearly be wrong...unless the person who thought he was right was clearly wrong in the first place in which case nobody knows who is right or wrong any more and we'll all just argue for the sake of it
I hope that clarifies the situation!
Freedom of speech...just watch what you say... I know what yall are saying ..I agree and trust neo can take it just as much as I dish it out... and I know how to flip the off switch on the virtual world .. this time was just jumping through all the political hoops on here ,just to have stuff deleted when they couldn't get me off topic ..
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Freedom of speech...just watch what you say... I know what yall are saying ..I agree and trust neo can take it just as much as I dish it out... and I know how to flip the off switch on the virtual world .. this time was just jumping through all the political hoops on here ,just to have stuff deleted when they couldn't get me off topic ..
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Exactly!
Well, i'm glad we got all that cleared up
It's a funny thing what insecurity will do to a person...
I lost a little respect . I willl endeavour to persevere .. I hope the people that freaked and show their ass because the mighty dev they worship was not first at something spectacular might yet realize that all the spin in the world can't undo the damage to their own reputations..

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