Is this the real life? - Off-topic

Is this just fantasy?

What and how much did you smoke/drink?
But yeah, this is a fantasy.
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LordManhattan said:
What and how much did you smoke/drink?
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You just destroyed the most epic thread.
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Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality, open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy,

I need to sympathy, because I'm easy come

deliriousDroid said:
I need no sympathy, because I'm easy come
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,easy go, little high, little low.

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, killed a man,
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Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.

Don't worry, you'll wake up soon.

WickedNite said:
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.
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..Mama, life had just begun....

DirkGently said:
..Mama, life had just begun....
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But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mamaaaaa oooh.....

aliciameyer said:
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mamaaaaa oooh.....
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But I can hardly wait, ooh to touch and to feel you Mama!
Sorry, wrong song....
Didn't mean to make you cry...

aliciameyer said:
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mamaaaaa oooh.....
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Didn't mean to make you cry...
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gaspernemec said:
Didn't mean to make you cry...
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errr...
Archer said:
Didn't mean to make you cry...
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If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on carry on
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as if nothing really matters...

Too late.... my time has come

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How do I get a girl to unlike me?

Omg I have this problem were I canot get this girl of my nads I mean I can't do anything? Any insight? Ahhhhh help me with my troubles concerning females...
Now who did I impersonate? Any guesses?
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Justin Bieber
Ok hint he is on xda
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Man you just said his name xD
M_T_M said:
Mr Ed?
On another topic...did you know that Alan claims to rock?
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dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
Man you just said his name xD
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are you talking about the love messages he sent u???
Hmm maybe l
T.C.P said:
are you talking about the love messages he sent u???
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is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes
now who's this guy now??
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I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.
souljaboy said:
is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes
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if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot
jaszek said:
I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.
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+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.
sakai4eva said:
+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.
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What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.
jaszek said:
What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.
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She's not too shy on that department too, if you know what I mean
And yes, she's hotter than magma.
T.C.P said:
if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot
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True he once told me a story: "I'm the ninja, Kawasaki blazin', In a kimono, “Konichiwa” to the Asians."

Guess what phone I'm getting this month!

I'll give you a hint! Announcement scheduled for this week!
I like pie
Infuse
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AnyMal said:
I like pie
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Mmmmmmm PIE!!!
who gives a ****
scrizz said:
who gives a ****
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is that from three word story what up kd i think ima get it to lol didnt see sh*t till i quoted lol
The HTC Dont Give A Damn.
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Duck AT&T! They should've gave me one. Lol! Congrats. Now post a price.
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gasolara2002 said:
Duck AT&T! They should've gave me one. Lol! Congrats. Now post a price.
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It will on sale within the hour of receiving
Nah no sales this way! Just felt like rubbing it in. feel free to close thread guys!
Check out my heatware at http://www.heatware.com/eval.php?id=75778
scrizz said:
who gives a ****
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Your mom? Lol
Check out my heatware at http://www.heatware.com/eval.php?id=75778
kdeezy said:
Nah no sales this way! Just felt like rubbing it in. feel free to close thread guys!
Check out my heatware at http://www.heatware.com/eval.php?id=75778
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Why are you showing off that you have 0 feedback in Heat!!!!!!!
Yea I know. Just following the trend. At least I know you looked
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dont matter bout his heat he has a good rep in the markrtplace
I like turtles
they like you too

Ask a question to another person

This is just a game I saw on an other forum.
it goes like this: you ask a question and the after you answers it and asks a new question.
I will start.
What's your favorite band/artist?
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SanderTheNinja said:
What's your favorite band/artist?
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Neil Young
My turn;-
Would you risk your job and everything you've worked hard for to have a chance with the girl you believe to be 'the one'? And why?
Simon.TS.HTC said:
Neil Young
My turn;-
Would you risk your job and everything you've worked hard for to have a chance with the girl you believe to be 'the one'? And why?
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No. I like my money.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
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veeman said:
No. I like my money.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
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Neil Sedaka.
When will we see some decent threads appear in OT?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Neil Sedaka.
When will we see some decent threads appear in OT?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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When you stop deeming them all ****...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Come over to the dark side...
thelowend said:
When you stop deeming them all ****...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Come over to the dark side...
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because seven was turning six around so he where a nine.
htc vs. Samsung?
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SanderTheNinja said:
because seven was turning six around so he where a nine.
htc vs. Samsung?
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HTC
Laggy ICS or smooth gingerbread?
QuantumFoam said:
HTC
Laggy ICS or smooth gingerbread?
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Smooth gingerbread
I have one thing to say, what is a "question"???
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iok1 said:
Smooth gingerbread
I have one thing to say, what is a "question"???
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its a sentence where you ask something.
how many sheeps did i count so far?
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SanderTheNinja said:
its a sentence where you ask something.
how many sheeps did i count so far?
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As long as you only count them I don't really care.
Dogs or cats?
Simon.TS.HTC said:
As long as you only count them I don't really care.
Dogs or cats?
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Cats! Like 'em both, buth I prefer cats.
Where is your mom working?(LOL )
SOS international (no seriously, its true)
Galaxy s3, yay or nay?
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iok1 said:
SOS international (no seriously, its true)
Galaxy s3, yay or nay?
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Yay
Basketball or football?
Football
Why is OP a ninja?
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iok1 said:
Football
Why is OP a ninja?
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I could tell u, but then I'd have to kill u
Matrix or Inception?
QuantumFoam said:
I could tell u, but then I'd have to kill u
Matrix or Inception?
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Matception
why aren't we using this thread?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=977674
Because u bumped it.
Why'd u bump it
QuantumFoam said:
Because u bumped it.
Why'd u bump it
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because this thread is a duplicate and shall be closed
when will a mod come in?
husam666 said:
because this thread is a duplicate and shall be closed
when will a mod come in?
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When u pm him
Why don't u pm Archer?
Too bad I'm on my phone and its too many steps.
Are you in before the lock?
(I know I am)
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First Ever Smart Phone... Lol!

I saw somewhere, that this was the first ever Smart phone. We came a long way huh.... Lol!
Quick, somebody port Android!
PMGRANDS said:
I saw somewhere, that this was the first ever Smart phone. We came a long way huh.... Lol!
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Ah the great IBM Simon.
Yep that phone.....is sh*t.
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Bloodflame said:
Quick, somebody port Android!
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Lmao...
Dat's look cool .Who is the manufacturer?
Still better than iPhone.
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veeman said:
Still better than iPhone.
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Probably has better features too
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veeman said:
Still better than iPhone.
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shravbits said:
Probably has better features too
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Don't forget more freedoms
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I'm sure if you blur your eyes, it's supposed to be Mona Lisa or something.
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m1l4droid said:
Hah when was it manufactured?
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1992, or 1993 I think...
I think its awesome, considering its age.
calendar, address book, world clock, calculator, note pad, e-mail, and games, Touch screen, QWERTY Keyboard.
Pretty impressive if you ask me
PMGRANDS said:
I saw somewhere, that this was the first ever Smart phone. We came a long way huh.... Lol!
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I think it has the specs necessary for cupcake
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Well aleast you can touch it
"Reality Hits You Hard, Bro"
Can I root it with SuperOneClick?
QuantumFoam said:
Can I root it with SuperOneClick?
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I think the newest update supports it
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jriv said:
I think the newest update supports it
sent from a guy living in a van down by the river
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Done. Just did an OTA to Jellybean 4.1
Lol!
Not Again said:
Lol!
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A world without internet

could you imagine a world without Internet? A world of chaos? No more online,gaming no YouTube, NO XDA, no NOTHING. How would you cope with it? What would you do for your free time? Remember there isn't Internet.
Feel free to repeat things, because its your opinion right?
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Braxton355 said:
could you imagine a world without Internet? A world of chaos? No more online,gaming no YouTube, NO XDA, no NOTHING. How would you cope with it? What would you do for your free time? Remember there isn't Internet.
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Back to bearskins and knives as they say...
Play games I have like atari 2600
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I wouldn't be spending time writing this.
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I'd go back to doing what I did before the internet... :good:
Quasimodem said:
I'd go back to doing what I did before the internet... :good:
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Sitting alone with a magazine?
Thats OK said:
Sitting alone with a magazine?
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I doubt it would be reading anything, I didn't even read in jail... :silly:
Probably just watch a bunch of TV...
I'd have to go back to filling my sdcard with tons of songs again....instead of streaming music all day long.
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Re subscribe to playboy and hustler? Lol
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Well, I grew up with no Internet and didn't have access to it till I was a young man. I'll have more of a social life I guess. Probably read more to.
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Haha I feel like it'd be a hippy time again! Like the 60's sort if like Austin powers the golden member! That'd be cool!
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Quasimodem said:
I'd go back to doing what I did before the internet... :good:
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Mastrubating in the dark?
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LordManhattan said:
Mastrubating in the dark?
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:angel::victory::silly::laugh::highfive::good::fingers-crossed::cyclops::crying:
Quasimodem said:
:angel::victory::silly::laugh::highfive::good::fingers-crossed::cyclops::crying:
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I'll take that as a yes :good:
LordManhattan said:
I'll take that as a yes :good:
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Haha! :thumbup:
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ask to people which live before 1991 (when darpa was create arpanet) u'll got the answer
xzn said:
ask to people which live before 1991 (when darpa was create arpanet) u'll got the answer
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Hell user "Thats OK" was alive before 1991 1981 1971 1961 but not 1951
Thats OK said:
Hell user "Thats OK" was alive before 1991 1981 1971 1961 but not 1951
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Haha I'm 15!!! I'd die!
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I'd do what I did before growing up. Go outside lol.
I'd just invent the internet. Simple as that. :thumbup:

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