I won an iphone 4s!!!!!!!!!!!! - Off-topic

see guys? ive just won an iphone 4S !!!
im so happy! i finally can get rid of my sensation!

DUDE!!! what a coincidence only the other day I won 4 iPhones and an iPad.....
Now we can head on over to iPhone Developers and leave this awful place behind

conantroutman said:
DUDE!!! what a coincidence only the other day I won 4 iPhones and an iPad.....
Now we can head on over to iPhone Developers and leave this awful place behind
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yeah man! thats what im talking about!
this place sucks! so many different devices.. OSes , themes and ****.... why cant people see the joy of having a phone looking just like everyone elses? No more custom roms.. just official ones from Apple iOS FTW!

dexter93 said:
see guys? ive just won an iphone 4S !!!
im so happy! i finally can get rid of my sensation!
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Wow. It must be both our lucky days.
I just won $47 million in the Nigerian lottery!!!
And a lifetime subscription to Viagra pills!!! I'm gonna be rock hard forever!!!
I didn't even remember playing!

Lmao at all this^^
Y'see I won a luxurious yaught which only cost me 12,000 in shipping, Should be here soon, Won it last year sometime

Trolololololololoooooooooooool...
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YOu people should really buy the XDA pro service. It removes all of the ads and makes it easier to use.

I haven't won one yet, wtf... However I did learn one weird trick to lose 12lbs an hour and grow my schlong 3 inches in a week.
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xda what?

dexter93 said:
xda what?
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XDA Pro. It's a service you pay $30 a year, and have a much better experience on XDA. They are still working to releasing it to the masses, but you can send me a paypal gift of $30 and I will forward that to the mods and make sure you have XDA Pro.

jaszek said:
XDA Pro. It's a service you pay $30 a year, and have a much better experience on XDA. They are still working to releasing it to the masses, but you can send me a paypal gift of $30 and I will forward that to the mods and make sure you have XDA Pro.
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you are getting better at the art of trolling jas...

dexter93 said:
you are getting better at the art of trolling jas...
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Who said I'm trolling?
I'm heading to work soon, and I'll have time to get on the computer on monday, so I'll show you a screenshot of how my XDA looks like.

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Who said I'm trolling?
I'm heading to work soon, and I'll have time to get on the computer on monday, so I'll show you a screenshot of how my XDA looks like.
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link and screenshot or it didnt happen

OK here is a quick screenshot, I'll find the link on monday.

jaszek said:
OK here is a quick screenshot, I'll find the link on monday.
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you are slow jas... it took you 10 mins to photoshop that

dexter93 said:
you are slow jas... it took you 10 mins to photoshop that
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Did I tell you I'm going to work? I took the screenshot, then went to put on my work clothes (working at a catering hall means you have to dress nice) and then I came back to upload it. And no, I am not taking a picture of myself in my work clothes.

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Did I tell you I'm going to work? I took the screenshot, then went to put on my work clothes (working at a catering hall means you have to dress nice) and then I came back to upload it. And no, I am not taking a picture of myself in my work clothes.
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lol xD
werent you working full time as a photographer?

dexter93 said:
lol xD
werent you working full time as a photographer?
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No? I barely work as a photographer lol. I have a few gigs here and there like the concert I'm doing tomorrow.

Worst font ever. What baboon decided to use it?

LordManhattan said:
Worst font ever. What baboon decided to use it?
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Don't ask me. lol
I'll let them know in the Pro forum, since we are still working on making it perfect before releasing it.

Related

Should I Root my Samsung Galaxy S T-Mobile Vibrant?

Haha. JK. I don't have a Vibrant. But I was checking out that G2 as it walked by, ad it looked back, and blew me a little kiss. =D
ya, that happened to me one time. but it was an EVO
I'm still thinking about if I want to call this G2 chick up or not. What do you think? I can't upgrade until Feb 2011, and there will be a new 1.2 gHz Duel-Core Processor by then, so I don't know.
I don't know man. I'm in the same boat. I want the epic 4g but I know the dual cores will be out soon. I think you should wait until your phone ****s out on you...
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aren't you like 12???
How do kids pay for all these phones?
(hides 9 year old son's hd2)
Haha I'm just going to assume that wasn't directed towards me..
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masterfuel said:
Haha I'm just going to assume that wasn't directed towards me..
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nope, OP. I think he's a freshman in HS.
Ugh. You're still on these Forums?
nrfitchett4 said:
aren't you like 12???
How do kids pay for all these phones?
(hides 9 year old son's hd2)
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they go to their mommas feet and wrap their hands around it and start cying till they get the money
... on a side note , my 500th post shall be an epic troll ... just u watch !
Original Android <3ers! said:
Ugh. You're still on these Forums?
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not going anywhere. Shouldn't you be working on your wrapping up and driving with your legs???
nrfitchett4 said:
not going anywhere. Shouldn't you be working on your wrapping up and driving with your legs???
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Speaking of which. I got rocked about 4 times by one guy today. Oh God. I had such a huge headache.!
nrfitchett4 said:
aren't you like 12???
How do kids pay for all these phones?
(hides 9 year old son's hd2)
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Haha ......... Seriously??
souljaboy said:
they go to their mommas feet and wrap their hands around it and start cying till they get the money
... on a side note , my 500th post shall be an epic troll ... just u watch !
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Hahaha Hope it is

Just bought some Android decals :D

I can't wait for them to come it.
I just bought two of these from androidstickers.com
http://bit.ly/9yxdr3
They are very cheap. I am going to put one on the back of my phone. I will post when it comes (4-6 days).
http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_tr...nkw=android+sticker&_sacat=See-All-Categories
some more here
Awesome It reminds me of those apple stickers that come with all their products, Maybe google should start bundling these
I got some from android swag
EDIT:
It was a mistake with my address lol My bad.
I have got to say since the mistake was realised, android swag was more than helpful! Im awaiting the stickers!
I recommend android swag, great service
lonelykatana said:
I got some from android swag
All I've had is a paypall payment received letter and nothing from them!
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How long ago was that?
I android'd my kids bigtrak. Awesome
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captainstu72 said:
How long ago was that?
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10 days...
They just came in! here's a picture.
http://imgur.com/8nJK4.jpg

Ice Cream Sandwich theme

Was wondering if someone can make a ice cream sandwich theme. I have a G2x and hoping someone can do it. What I really want is, I'm sure, pretty simple is to just have the honeycomb signal bars but in cyan color.. and have the H close the the bars like in the leaked pictures.
+1 I would love to see this theme on my phone
there already is one boiii
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.mike.theme.ICS3D&feature=search_result
any chance of a free apk?? maybe
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builtboosted said:
any chance of a free apk?? maybe
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its a dollar you cheapskate.
luciferii said:
its a dollar you cheapskate.
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and some of us can't afford a dollar for a theme!
Someone around here sounds to be a bit of a rich b!tc#.
luciferii said:
its a dollar you cheapskate.
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It's only a dollar(actually $1. 49) for that theme, but I'm sure most people change the theme often(like me, I change it once in two weeks). That equals $1.49 x 26 weeks = $38. 74. I think that's expensive.
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Oh come on....
If you can't afford $38.++ a year to customize your phone, you have no right to own one. You see that is why iPhone idiots call android users el cheapo....get with it...
$700 for a Galaxy 2
$250 so far for the Apps
$15 for SPB shell (which looks awesome)
Go get a job dude.
paximos said:
If you can't afford $38.++ a year to customize your phone, you have no right to own one. You see that is why iPhone idiots call android users el cheapo....get with it...
$700 for a Galaxy 2
$250 so far for the Apps
$15 for SPB shell (which looks awesome)
Go get a job dude.
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Wow. That's a bit harsh.
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nameofthisuser said:
Wow. That's a bit harsh.
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More than harsh. Uncalled for.
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paximos said:
If you can't afford $38.++ a year to customize your phone, you have no right to own one. You see that is why iPhone idiots call android users el cheapo....get with it...
$700 for a Galaxy 2
$250 so far for the Apps
$15 for SPB shell (which looks awesome)
Go get a job dude.
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I dont know what job you do but with an attitude like that, i would either hate to be your employer or the consumer/customer coming to you.
(If money aint a problem to you, and if its ONLY a $1, why dont you buy him the app?!)
paximos said:
If you can't afford $38.++ a year to customize your phone, you have no right to own one. You see that is why iPhone idiots call android users el cheapo....get with it...
$700 for a Galaxy 2
$250 so far for the Apps
$15 for SPB shell (which looks awesome)
Go get a job dude.
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Well kudos to your for wasting $15 on that POS SPB Shell. Good thing I pirated that app before I bought it. I uninstalled that crap after 5 min.
Also some people cannot afford buying apps all the time whenever they feel an urge to try something out for a few min. You can get a phone cheaply on a 2 yr contract ($200-$300 for a super phone) and they gotta pay for bills and if they are raising a family, that is even more money.
Seems like you live by yourself or you got one hell of a job.
lol at not being to afford $1
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lol at not being to afford $1
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I dont get whats funny about not being able to afford a $1, what about those in poverty? some, or the majority will be able to afford $1 but those who cant shouldnt get laughed or shamed because they cant!!
hey guys what's wrong with one dollar? I easily get four quarters from anywhere it's insane. Some apps should be more expensive then it is. It's hard work to dev. Besides how many marketplaces on earth consist of free stuff anyway?
That theme sucks too. ICS doesn't have Honeycomb icons.
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That theme sucks too. ICS doesn't have Honeycomb icons.
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Yeah I'm wondering why everyone is complaining when it dosen't even look like ICS.
wez89 said:
I dont get whats funny about not being able to afford a $1, what about those in poverty? some, or the majority will be able to afford $1 but those who cant shouldnt get laughed or shamed because they cant!!
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People who are really impoverished probably aren't buying smartphones.
faceqt said:
lol at not being to afford $1
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lol at trying to make fun of someone by using ****ty grammar.
irony.
deanokidd95 said:
and some of us can't afford a dollar for a theme!
Someone around here sounds to be a bit of a rich b!tc#.
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Now that is why they need to not subsidize phone prices.

driving my son on his first date. need advice on etiquette

Tomorrow I'll be driving my 12 yr. old son on his first date to the movies and wanted some input from the wonderful community here.
I'm worried I'm gonna embarrass my son with his date. I'm old fashioned.
Haha don't worry about it too much, just make a lil small talk (What do your parents do, etc..) but DO NOT ask personal / questions about their relationship too much, and be 'cool'. Let him lead. You'll be fine
Sources: I'm a teen with rather embarrasing parents xD"
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
Thing O Doom said:
Haha don't worry about it too much, just make a lil small talk (What do your parents do, etc..) but DO NOT ask personal / questions about their relationship too much, and be 'cool'. Let him lead. You'll be fine
Sources: I'm a teen with rather embarrasing parents xD"
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Thanx! I think I can play the cool parent.
jaszek said:
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
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I know man. Times change.
Play the quiet and understated yet knowledgeable parent. My dad messed it up acting cool
And all that will happen on that so called 'date' is not much talking and the occasional immature throwing of popcorn. - I should know, im 15
AOKP 4 LYF
Crank up some Hawkwind on the radio and be all like " Damn you kids don't know what music is these days..." & other parenting cliches....
I'm a 35 year old father of two daughters....but I was raised with two brothers, one older and one younger.
My daughters are 6 and 1 1/2 years old.
Rewind to me being a man-slut at age 13....got my first bj on my birthday that year...the ensuing years were filled with uncertain debauchery...high school was an adventure. I never asked dad for anything.....well, I'll interrupt my story there since its rather typical....your kid is probably gonna get laid soon....are you gonna really be surprised?
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jaszek said:
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
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I agree.
Btw you can just drop him and go later to pick him up.
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Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
deliriousDroid said:
Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
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That'd just his mentally
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I'm sure I don't need to say this but.....
I think you'll be fine. I'm also sure that your son will be polite and nice to His date.
I hope He has fun. Oh, and take a pic (just one) of Him and His lucky date for posterity.
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sure I don't need to say this but.....
I think you'll be fine. I'm also sure that your son will be polite and nice to His date.
I hope He has fun. Oh, and take a pic (just one) of Him and His lucky date for posterity.
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Yea and post it here!
BeardedB said:
Yea and post it here!
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+1
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deliriousDroid said:
Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
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I embrace the child within me.. My wife tells me "When are you going to grow up?"
ps. Everything went without a hitch. I just told my son girls like details, you take care of the details, little things, and they will notice you. He took like a fish to water. He behaved like a gentleman and his date had a good time as well. Afterward, I took them to Starbucks and they were very happy. I'm very proud of my kid
Don't touch their date... Just minor Advise... Don't like some parent who actually put a limit into kid's date and make them feel very uncomfortable...
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
Im 14 and i am at my girlfriends place every day.in her room.(now i will quietly leave your imagination to do its job)
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jaszek said:
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
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Why not? And drink
AOKP 4 LYF
jaszek said:
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
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This thread makes me feel old.....

Forgot Something... Need help.

Guys,
I forgot my wife's Birthday what should i do to make upto her?
Sign the divorce papers.
A new Mercedes or a diamond necklace should suffice.
And do mark the date on your calender for next year. lol.
A cookbook.
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A cookbook.
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Ahh more sandwich recipies, I like your style.
Signing a death certificate is a better option LOL...
Come on guys a cookbook is not a option. Although i would love that sandwichs.
dude
Romantic dinner that you cooked for her?
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Run.
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ever been a time she forgot yours?
Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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Never... To make things worse i asked her to silent her mobile at 12 in night, as she was getting messages obviously... How stupid of me.
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Never...
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dang... you coulda used that... anything laying around looks like you just bought it?
Someting you could get for yourself, a good whore. Cause you ain't getting any for quite some time dude.
Don't bother with craigslist, torn up hoes. You need something to take your mind off the impending doom.
I know divorce ain't easy, I've been there. Watch War Of The Roses to get an idea. And take that advice for the next marriage.
Good luck.
A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
Depending on your timezone the days not over yet... say you gotta take a dump you'll be right back... go pick something up... play it off...
Not sent from your phone...
Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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LOL
Don't matter
I've tried that card
...bout all you do now is grovel on the floor for scraps of forgiveness.
It's a slow and painful recovery my friend...slow and painful...
Plus it's one her favor take it from a 30 year man here...her's count yours don't.
Pretend to have a heart attack and when you're in the emergency room, explain everything to the doctor. Your wife comes in to see you and there you are in a hospital bed with a present for her.
veeman said:
A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
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http://www.amazon.com/Kryolan-Tear-...1356237530&sr=8-1&keywords=kryolan+tear+stick
vasoline works for Glenn Beck
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Ever heard of lead poisoning? A trauma plate is clearly what's needed.

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