Random shoes on the road! - Off-topic

Can somebody explain this strange phenomenon to me? Not a single week goes by when i don't drive over a solitary sneaker laying in the middle of the road. Last night alone i passed by two of these lost loafers! Sometimes they're a running shoe without the runner, but could equally be a business shoe without the business man.
So what's going on here? Are people leaving home with their footwear on the roof of their cars only to have their favourite flip-flops go sailing off on the first bend they take? Are moped owners arriving at their destinations only to find that they are one plimsoll short of a pair?
Has anybody here mysteriously lost one half of a nice pair of pumps during their journeys on the road, perhaps stepping out of the car wondering why their stocking clad right foot just took a soaking from that puddle?
Is it the aliens...?
Answers on a postcard to:
Where the hell are my shoes?
Lost Property Dept.
Surrey Borough Council
United Kingdom.
While we're on the subject, where the hell are all my odd socks??!1!?
Edit: It appears that this is a global problem and i'm not the first to notice:
http://bit.ly/QwFXGv
Some good answers here:
http://tinyurl.com/czu844d

Never Happened with me.. :?
Maybe its Aliens..

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aliens were like
"EHMAGERD HUMERN SHROES"

m1l4droid said:
Invisible people who don't like getting their feet dirty/wet/or step on a piece of glass or nails?
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Sounds perfectly plausible to me. I'm thinking Invisible people/Aliens/Government conspiracy, in that order right now, until i hear a better theory!

m1l4droid said:
How about this, an invisible race of aliens, that for some reason can't walk on earth unless wearing human shoes. They are wide spread around the globe, and all governments are "Putin" place by them. But they still roam the streets with human shoes on and stand perfectly still as a human approaches to create mass confusion and then laugh at us!
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One legged invisible Aliens though. The shoes never appear in pairs!
Here's the photographic proof. Bear in mind that once you've seen a random shoe in the road, you can't stop seeing them!

DirkGently said:
One legged invisible Aliens though. The shoes never appear in pairs!
Here's the photographic proof. Bear in mind that once you've seen a random shoe in the road, you can't stop seeing them!
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this is probably another apple marketing strategy since iphone 5 is comming up,
mental note: bring another pair of shoes incase of alien abduction, and beer, more beer

People! Come and take your freeeeee shoes!
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i'm starting to feel apple is seducing our mind with subliminal messages using lost shoes
hmm,
what are the odds

What country are you in?

m1l4droid said:
What if they jump around on one leg, to reduce suspicion?!
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What if they jump around on one leg because they lost their other shoe on the road!!
By jove, i think we've cracked it!*
* I'm not entirely ruling out any involvement with the Apple mob. They might be working with the Aliens.

where is my f* shoe?!

There's two types of person in the world. One who wonders why there's random shoes in the road, and one who leaves random shoes in the road.
I regularly go to charity shops and buy shoes, preferably very distinctive or colourful ones, and then place them at either end of a county. It's a hobby of mine.
Trolling. If you're just doing it on the internet then you're doing it wrong.

of course apple is with the aliens its obvious,
even wallstreet journal knows that,
the shoe thing was a gimmick to hook you off

Archer said:
There's two types of person in the world. One who wonders why there's random shoes in the road, and one who leaves random shoes in the road.
I regularly go to charity shops and buy shoes, preferably very distinctive or colourful ones, and then place them at either end of a county. It's a hobby of mine.
Trolling. If you're just doing it on the internet then you're doing it wrong.
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LOL!! Good one!

Archer said:
There's two types of person in the world. One who wonders why there's random shoes in the road, and one who leaves random shoes in the road.
I regularly go to charity shops and buy shoes, preferably very distinctive or colourful ones, and then place them at either end of a county. It's a hobby of mine.
Trolling. If you're just doing it on the internet then you're doing it wrong.
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Mystery solved/case closed. Now we can wonder about the more important things in life like, for example, is Justin Bieber an Hermaphrodidic species of Alien sent from the far reaches of the Galaxy to inflict torture upon the ears of the human race.

m1l4droid said:
that's not true. Justin Bieber is a government constructed robot, in order to control humans, by either making them follow him like sheep or drive them into insanity, with his monstrous voice.
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Monstrous? Siriusly dude.... he deserved a more pathetic word
Insert witty sentence here

Prawesome said:
Monstrous? Siriusly dude.... he deserved a more pathetic word
Insert witty sentence here
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hmm,
its settled then,
we call him pipsqueak gaylord monster robot potato,
and sentence him to be stoned to death by potato and get raped by a puppy

Irony will rape him already.
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In all honesty.. I have wondered about the shoe conundrum for several years.. did surveying for quite awhile and have walked down lots of roads and interstates and always was baffled about the 1 shoe issue..
Insanely enough though.. I can top a shoe sighting..
I have seen over 30 "personal massage devices" on the sides of roads..
Wtf?!

drnecropolis said:
I have seen over 30 "personal massage devices" on the sides of roads..
Wtf?!
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Bachelorette party?

Related

Any JW's in here?

My parents are Jehovah's Wittinesses just curious if anyone else is over here?
Hmmmm.......
I'm trying my best not to offend anyone here !
burgertime said:
My parents are Jehovah's Wittinesses just curious if anyone else is over here?
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I have a great deal of respect for them. Seems they are right about a lot of things over the years. I never got into the trappings of religion, and it seems they don't either, like killing each other in war.
Ha, yea of course I have my issues with them on certain things...I was just curious if any were over here.
nah. my parents left wen i was born, and my temptations to drive blood donor trucks to kingdom halls proved unfruitful.
this video is a good un
!!do not watch if easily offended!!
!!by religious mockery or foul language!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tp0NPC8OGU
IF your familiar with Kingdom Halls then you will find this hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-PVByN5-eU
Hmm, I wondering if the reason no "Jay-Dubs" are responding is they are too busy walking around knocking on doors.
Poor Taste?
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Hmmmm.......
I'm trying my best not to offend anyone here !
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it is a fair request, after all we have a similar Muslim thread do why not a JW thread?
burgertime said:
Ha, yea of course I have my issues with them on certain things...I was just curious if any were over here.
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Curious, what kind of issues? Frankly, I'd rather live in a neighborhood full of JW's than a neighborhood full of Muslims. It's just that I've never seen JW's cause any real problems for the world, and in law class, we learned that a huge number of freedoms we take for granted are because of Supreme Court rulings they took to the Supreme Court and won. For instance, say you're pissed at the government, and don't feel like saluting the flag one particular day. That used to get you in trouble, just like in Nazi Germany, but no longer. I think on balance, they've been a plus for society, even though annoying at times. I'd sure rather trust one of them with taking care of my house while I'm on vacation than a lot of my long-time "friends".
Here is an article from Wikipedia about the Supreme Court cases
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supreme_Court_cases_involving_Jehovah's_Witnesses
TheBundo said:
Curious, what kind of issues? Frankly, I'd rather live in a neighborhood full of JW's than a neighborhood full of Muslims. It's just that I've never seen JW's cause any real problems for the world, and in law class, we learned that a huge number of freedoms we take for granted are because of Supreme Court rulings they took to the Supreme Court and won. For instance, say you're pissed at the government, and don't feel like saluting the flag one particular day. That used to get you in trouble, just like in Nazi Germany, but no longer. I think on balance, they've been a plus for society, even though annoying at times. I'd sure rather trust one of them with taking care of my house while I'm on vacation than a lot of my long-time "friends".
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Mainly theological issues. They have a very control based rule system in their religion which I don't like. Like any religion people at the top get away with practically anything while the lowly JW's are brow beat for just watching the wrong kind of movie.
However I think the whole ,"they are morally better" is true and false. They have the same problems like anyone else. Child molestation and covering it up was a major problem as well as petty theft amongst the dubs. However I agree I would prefer to have some in my neighborhood as they are generally good people.
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My parents are Jehovah's Wittinesses just curious if anyone else is over here?
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With no offense intended towards your parents, I hate Jehovah's Witnesses purely because they don't go away. I've had a Jehovah's Witness at my door, as is typical, trying to preach to me about what's right, so I told him to go away and shut the door. Half an hour later he was still there, ringing my doorbell non stop. If you believe in something that's fine, but keep it to yourself. These words not intended to "you" in particular of course, but the day I start telling people how to live their lives and what to believe in is the day I start changing my ways for those people who tell me the same. Whether you're Muslim, Jewish, Christian, or anything in between, live your life and let other people live theirs.
Easy way to stop the JW's at your door:
1.Notify them that you do not want them ever coming back or you will call the police.
2.Tell them to write down your address and what you said on the paper they carry around marking houses.
3.Tell them you are going to call the Kingdom Hall and speak to an elder and inform them to be put on the "do not call" list. Yes many Kingdom Halls actually have these.
Problem solved!
One thing you can count on is that dubs will do everything in their power to either not go to court or to not look bad in the press.
Heheh, put on the Kingdom Hall's do not call list, that's awesome... I'd feel like I was playing World of Warcraft, next I'll notify them that I'm going to report to their guild leader that I saw them talking to a night elf mohawk from another guild. For those that missed the reference,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc
Phew, so far no Mormon comparisons.
You have no idea how close to the truth you are. For god's sake they created a flow chart with God at the top:
Exhibit A:
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Granted that is old, but the mentality is still there.
riceboyler said:
Phew, so far no Mormon comparisons.
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LOL true that, I hated hearing, "are you guys Mormons?" when I went door to door.
burgertime said:
You have no idea how close to the truth you are. For god's sake they created a flow chart with God at the top:
Exhibit A:
Granted that is old, but the mentality is still there.
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HAHAHAHA oh my god you just made my day. It's seriously like a religious version of World of Warcraft.

How Many of Us Smoke Marijuana?

Just want to get a feel for how many people here smoke, not going to get into the whole legal/moral/harmful/harmless debate, just want some numbers.
EDIT: Despite saying I wasn't going to debate the use of marijuana and I ONLY WANTED some numbers in the poll, look where this has gone... Oh my god marijuana's so terrible, let's get it banned everywhere.
no. never. ever.
zeezee said:
no. never. ever.
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Alright, whatever works for you.
Edit: Hahaha I just saw that "above the influence" thing in your signature... I'm actually going to buy an "above the influence" hoodie because I love the irony, although it may clash with my "Everyone Does It" green bracelet.
Surprising results... Hmmm.
Sure I have tried it. Why not? It's less dangerous and addictive than alcohol.
pontusf said:
Sure. Why not? It's less dangerous and addictive than alcohol.
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I agree... But remember, it's a GATEWAY DRUG OMG YOU MIGHT GET HOOKED ON CRACK! Heh.
As for the "gateway drug" idea, I've been smoking pot for like 5 years now (20 years old) and refuse to touch anything else. It's safe, it makes me feel good, why do I need other drugs?
In fact, if you believe commercials, it makes you shoot your friend with your dad's shotgun because you don't know what you're doing, it also makes you jump out of a window and drown in a pool while babysitting. It's amazing how the worst thing I've done while high is pass out, wake up and eat a ton of food... I guess I'm the exception.
i smoke marijuana and hashish, and like it.
p.s.
i cannot cook roms for winmo devices... but i am really good in cooking cakes and cookies with the finest buds
znial said:
i smoke marijuana and hashish, and like it.
p.s.
i cannot cook roms for winmo devices... but i am really good in cooking cakes and cookies with the finest buds
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Haha my girlfriend is the dedicated baker of the house, she makes the brownies and cookies.
I do and I love it...
It's amazing how the worst thing I've done while high is pass out, wake up and eat a ton of food... I guess I'm the exception.
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So I'm another one !
Stouf said:
I do and I love it...
So I'm another one !
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Nice! If I'm ever in France I'll stop by and smoke you up. The next time I'm in Europe I have to go to Amsterdam so picking up can be as easy as this:
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Great pic mate! LOL
If in all world this can be a normal reality, I´m sure that consumism will drop and a lot of "Legal Buisness" will go down...
This plant has been used since the human is on this planet. Also if you know a little about the human body, there is a "Canabis receptor" in our brain...
So the problem is not the plant, is how we use it!
Legalize it!
You can see in Holland compared to any other country the consumism rate is very low (Of course does not include all the foreigners travelling there to try it)
orb3000 said:
Great pic mate! LOL
This plant has been used since the human is on this planet. So the problem is not if is legal or not, is how you use it!
Legalize it!
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a great truth
While I have nothing again using drugs of any kind, including alcohol (my personal favorite), I refuse to use the non-legal type for a simple reason: they would taste & smell like blood. In my country the drug gangs are heavily armed and often fight for control of the distribution points. The problem is that these reckless and ignorant bastards don't just kill themselves, they actually take out a lot of innocent people in the process. I can't conceive giving money, even one cent, to an industry that eventually will kill me at random or those I love. If drugs were free then...
That's a good point, dgaud007. Thankfully, where I'm from, the marijuana is grown by my friends, so I know it's ethical. They're technically criminals I suppose, but they're just regular guys with regular jobs, very nice.
(PS Technically, aren't we from the same country?)
Well you probably are gonna get much reply from us SINCE ITS ILLEGAL lol.... but hey obama is president now hahaha
dgaud007 said:
While I have nothing again using drugs of any kind, including alcohol (my personal favorite), I refuse to use the non-legal type for a simple reason: they would taste & smell like blood. In my country the drug gangs are heavily armed and often fight for control of the distribution points. The problem is that these reckless and ignorant bastards don't just kill themselves, they actually take out a lot of innocent people in the process. I can't conceive giving money, even one cent, to an industry that eventually will kill me at random or those I love. If drugs were free then...
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Valid point there, but it seems to me to be an argument for legalization.
Or for home-grown!
The only ppl that want it legalized are the potheads - which would be the reason why they drive to have it legalized. It's more of a intellectual downgrade than a beneficiary.
Can't say I do, but won't say I never have
(Hey I'm Dutch, and I was 18 once too you know!)
zeezee said:
The only ppl that want it legalized are the potheads - which would be the reason why they drive to have it legalized. It's more of a intellectual downgrade than a beneficiary.
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Really? Michigan just voted 63-37 to have medical marijuana legalized. Are you telling me 63% of Michigan are potheads? Massachusetts voted 65-35 to decriminalize marijuana, so now anything under an ounce is just a $100 fine. Is 65% of the state of Massachusetts potheads? The fact is, people see it's harmless and have no problem decriminalizing or legalizing it, whether they smoke it or not. Please don't bring your biased opinion here when you have no more experience with pot than what you see on commercials.
Black93300ZX said:
Really? Michigan just voted 63-37 to have medical marijuana legalized. Are you telling me 63% of Michigan are potheads? Massachusetts voted 65-35 to decriminalize marijuana, so now anything under an ounce is just a $100 fine. Is 65% of the state of Massachusetts potheads? The fact is, people see it's harmless and have no problem decriminalizing or legalizing it, whether they smoke it or not. Please don't bring your biased opinion here when you have no more experience with pot than what you see on commercials.
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lol. I used to sell. Easy to sell when your female. So dont tell me know know what it does to ppl, i see it all the time. And i didnt like what i saw so i quit selling.
zeezee said:
lol. I used to sell. Easy to sell when your female. So dont tell me know know what it does to ppl, i see it all the time. And i didnt like what i saw so i quit selling.
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Haha oh, okay... What it does to people? What, exactly, is that? I'm not arguing the fact that you don't want to smoke it, I don't care if you do or not, but saying only potheads want it legalized is a statement that isn't even opinionated, it's just flat wrong unless you think more than 6 of 10 people in 2 different states are potheads.

Pizza: Now classified as a vegetable in the USA

What the f*** America?
Here's the story: Clicky
"The bill also would allow tomato paste on pizzas to be counted as a vegetable, as it is now."
What do you think? Is pizza a vegetable? IMO, not even close! (Btw, tomatos are not a vegetable, it's a fruit. FAIL.)
I concur. Stupid Americans.
-We do what we must because we can. For the good of all us, except the ones who are dead.-
That is pretty stupid. I've heard America's favorite vegetable is frys!
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Hahah, YOU (Mr. Error) are not stupid, but the politicans in the US are under avarage on the IQ scale.
No.. wait a minute..
Correction: ALL politicans are stupid and incompetent.
Pizza: Now classified as a vegetable in the USA
..as are many of the residents!
(Joke opportunity to good to be passed up. Put down the pitchforks ok? )
LOL! Nicely played as usual sir!
Well, a few years back the EU declared carrots were fruit as you can get juice from them...
Oh ok, they actually said for the purposes of a document that covered jam and juices, carrots would be included under the term fruit.
Come on, the tabloids have got to have some fun right?
So does each slice count as one of my five a day or do I have to eat five whole pizzas?
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conantroutman said:
So does each slice count as one of my five a day or do I have to eat five whole pizzas?
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Must eat all the pizzas.jpg
Srsly? Even if it wasn't healthy to eat it you should already know the proper answer to this question.
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conantroutman said:
So does each slice count as one of my five a day or do I have to eat five whole pizzas?
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I'd err on the side of caution. After all, if one vegetable pizza is good for you, then five vegetable pizzas must be five times as good. Eat enough of them and you'll probably become almost immortal!
Slightly OT, but on the subject of Carrots.. most people have heard of the 'Carrots help you see in the dark' myth, right? (I'll assume there are some that didn't know it was a myth until i said it. Yeah sorry about that, your mum lied to you).
Anyway, not everyone knows how the myth came to be. It was actually a British invention..and for very good reason! In WW2 the Germans didn't understand why the Allied Pilots were becoming so efficient at intercepting German Bombers. They didn't know about the invention of Radar, and the Allies preferred that it stay that way.
So they had the Newspapers publish stories about how our pilots were eating loads of Carrots, after the 'discovery' that it helps you see in the dark. Of course it didn't take long for this factoid to reach German ears and they fell for it, hook, line and sinker!
Trolololooll.
Unfortunately, it's harder to undo the myth than create it in the first place!
That's good trivia.
Thanks Dirk.
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Unfortunately you guys don't live in there US so it's still not classified as a vegetable where you live. You guys are way behind the times.
-We do what we must because we can. For the good of all us, except the ones who are dead.-
The staples are supposed to be Dairy, Fibre, Meat, Fruit..something else?
So basically Donuts with Cream followed by BBQ Steaks and Banana Split with nut sprinkles for desert!
I've been eating healthily all my life
Yeay!
Edit: oh yeah vegetables.... chuck a portion of French Fries on the side. There you go, a well rounded meal. I'll live forever!
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Unfortunately you guys don't live in there US so it's still not classified as a vegetable where you live. You guys are way behind the times.
-We do what we must because we can. For the good of all us, except the ones who are dead.-
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How can pizza be a vegetable if it is not grown and is a combination of many ingredients? Dough, tomato paste, cheese, shrooms, pepperoni, chicken, broccoli, parmesan. Damn, sounds like my typical slice.
So... Why Congress speak of these things?
DirkGently said:
I'd err on the side of caution. After all, if one vegetable pizza is good for you, then five vegetable pizzas must be five times as good. Eat enough of them and you'll probably become almost immortal!
Slightly OT, but on the subject of Carrots.. most people have heard of the 'Carrots help you see in the dark' myth, right? (I'll assume there are some that didn't know it was a myth until i said it. Yeah sorry about that, your mum lied to you).
Anyway, not everyone knows how the myth came to be. It was actually a British invention..and for very good reason! In WW2 the Germans didn't understand why the Allied Pilots were becoming so efficient at intercepting German Bombers. They didn't know about the invention of Radar, and the Allies preferred that it stay that way.
So they had the Newspapers publish stories about how our pilots were eating loads of Carrots, after the 'discovery' that it helps you see in the dark. Of course it didn't take long for this factoid to reach German ears and they fell for it, hook, line and sinker!
Trolololooll.
Unfortunately, it's harder to undo the myth than create it in the first place!
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Ironically, they do actually help you see in the dark, or at least help keep you being able to see in the dark
They contain beta-carotene, which your body converts to Vitamin A - helps against cataracts, glaucoma, macular degeneration and night blindness
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I blame the black plague..
-We do what we must because we can. For the good of all us, except the ones who are dead.-
Parent: eat your vegetables!!!!
child: of course!
Seriously, this is stupid.
I'll tell you now that i'm quite an accomplished cook, and one of my specialities is pizza! It's actually quite a healthy meal if it's done well. Forget all this processed crap you'd buy from a supermarket, or the disgusting rubbish from Domino's or Pizza hut!
My pizza's are freshly made using dough that i make from scratch, with extra virgin olive oil. The sauce is my own recipe; fresh tomatoes with onion, garlic and fresh herbs for seasoning. The toppings are always the best ingredients, i.e parma ham or fresh tuna and the best king prawns. I'll do a chicken and bacon using nice smoked, and dry cured bacon with quality chicken breast. Add some fresh chilli peppers and mushrooms and you have a well balanced meal with all the food groups covered!
Anybody who has ever had the good fortune to share one of my creations will tell you it's the best pizza they've ever tasted! If you've ever driven a luxury Mercedes, you'll know what it's like to jump back into a 'vintage' Ford Escort. The Merc ruins you for other cars. My pizza will ruin you for takeaway pizza forever!
The one thing i miss about not having my flat any more, is the hours i used to spend in the kitchen! Belting out tunes and getting hammered while conjuring up Italian/Mexican/Indian/Chinese cuisine.
Anybody else feeling hungry right now..?
BTW, Rib-Eye steak should have Salt, Pepper and garlic granules massaged into it before dropping it into a pre-heated pan, containing a dash of olive oil and a knob of butter. Two minutes on each side and served with beer-battered onion rings and ciabatta garlic-bread. (Freshly made ofc).*
*Tip of the day
I feel a ** Off-Topic Cuisine Thread ** in the making!

BUllying needs to stop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HZQ7l2xYqA&feature=share an asian kid was beaten by 7 with only one face being shown PLEASE SEND THIS TO YOUR LOCAL NEWS MEDIA STOP BULLYING
UPDATE ALL THE STUDENTS WERE ARRESTED AND THEIR PHONE NUMBERS ARE BEING CIRCULATED ON THE INTERNET
xtrem88 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HZQ7l2xYqA&feature=share an asian kid was beaten by 7 with only one face being shown PLEASE SEND THIS TO YOUR LOCAL NEWS MEDIA STOP BULLYING
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The video that was released last night by a different uploader has the names of every single person in that video. They're from chicago.
I was bullied at school alot as a child.
Today i am goth.. i am a Metal head.
How did i deal with my bullies? i took them on one by one.. brought their little level back down and beat them up.
Remember in junior high this kid from special ed decided to pick a fight with me, he ended up smacking me causing my glasses to fall off, and his special ed buddies decided to destroy them, I really didn't want to punch the kid, I punched him once, the nurse later told me I broke his rib. lol
Stop being bullied
Bully the bullies
???
Profit
phatmanxxl said:
Stop being bullied
Bully the bullies
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Profit
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Yes.
Don't let them get you down... get even.
If they prefer to ambush you ambush them.
There are many ways to get even.
If you can play "Lol, Dota, Hon, SoTiS" and manage to get a killing spree.. you should damn well be able to stack the odds against them.
Just remember... you are not the same trash that they are.
Take your light saber, strike them down with all your anger and your walk to the darkside will be complete.
it is your destiny.
OmegaRED^ said:
I was bullied at school alot as a child.
Today i am goth.. i am a Metal head.
How did i deal with my bullies? i took them on one by one.. brought their little level back down and beat them up.
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I like thaat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do the school teachers and principals deal with this?
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iynfynity said:
How do the school teachers and principals deal with this?
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Mostly schools are useless at dealing with this.
xtrem88 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HZQ7l2xYqA&feature=share an asian kid was beaten by 7 with only one face being shown PLEASE SEND THIS TO YOUR LOCAL NEWS MEDIA STOP BULLYING
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It's disgusting but thankfully they were just that dumb to provide the video that has now condemned them. I hope the authorities throw the book at them.
I always taught my kids to punch a bully in the face in front everybody and I wont be mad at them. Ill deal with the school, don't let some one pick one you like that (it will also allow other bullys to take notice and join in) My son did slap the **** out of one on the bus, I didn't condone it. A bully will leave you alone if you let them know you wont take it weather they are bigger or not. They'll find another wimp to pick on that will allow it. Its that simple.
Nothing like teaching kids self confidence and how to handle themselves in an uncomfortable situation inste of playing victim like our culture is pushing.
So is like bullying that prominent in America? And that drastic? Man, the seven years I've been in my high school, I've never heard an incident of someone getting ganged, but wow... Im having second thoughts about going to the US for college...
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Americans are stupid and i am one.
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Sarcasm or a joke? :3
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Kailkti said:
So is like bullying that prominent in America? And that drastic? Man, the seven years I've been in my high school, I've never heard an incident of someone getting ganged, but wow... Im having second thoughts about going to the US for college...
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We're in the same situation but I took my first semester in college last August here in US, and so far so good.
Edit: I forgot that there were some racist that I met in my first semester. Yeah, f*ck them.
Fights seem to decrease once you are in college
Im in hs ny most ppl bully based on what you have like nobody wears aeropastle since its labeled as cheap brand names so ppl by polo,true religons,hollister a&f and ae not to be looked down upon
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Kailkti said:
So is like bullying that prominent in America? And that drastic? Man, the seven years I've been in my high school, I've never heard an incident of someone getting ganged, but wow... Im having second thoughts about going to the US for college...
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Bullying is usually at the high school level, Hormones are high, insecurities are popping up, and street violence follows the students into class.
Most of the trouble makers don't graduate high school much less make it to college.
bdfull3r said:
Bullying is usually at the high school level, Hormones are high, insecurities are popping up, and street violence follows the students into class.
Most of the trouble makers don't graduate high school much less make it to college.
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Oh thank you for the insight.
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Ah I remember High School. Some kid (remember, bigger than me) didn't like something I said. During class threatened me that I'll get beat up. I ignored him. In the next few days I always saw him with his buddies, I was always alone in the staircase, but his buddies had too much respect to touch me. It's fun being smart enough to control the crowd with just your posture. lol
xtrem88 said:
Im in hs ny most ppl bully based on what you have like nobody wears aeropastle since its labeled as cheap brand names so ppl by polo,true religons,hollister a&f and ae not to be looked down upon
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First world country problems lol
I got picked on because on my Chuck Taylor converse shoes, they were yelling out "Kmart shoes" and poor boy. When we all got to high school, those same people were wearing them cause they went back in style.
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just bought a big ol bucket of used golf balls. why? because im tired of stupid ****s driving while on their cell phone and pushing me off the road. the police say they cant do anything about it even though its illegal in my state to use any type of electronic handheld device while driving. so its time to solve the problem myself. you have been warned.
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BloodSkin said:
just bought a big ol bucket of used golf balls. why? because im tired of stupid ****s driving while on their cell phone and pushing me off the road. the police say they cant do anything about it even though its illegal in my state to use any type of electronic handheld device while driving. so its time to solve the problem myself. you have been warned.
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This is relevant to my interests, please continue......
I will highly recommend two buckets of golf balls as having only one is illegal in some states.
The rule was implemented after a massive horse carriage accident happened back in 1768 in the village of Weinstenstern, England. The initial investigation done by the then forensic team found out that the horses had eaten what appeared to be pine cones causing them severe stomach issues and then passing out due to the internal damage because of the pine cones structure.
After the autopsy they also realize that what appeared to be golf balls have been thrown on the road making it almost impossible for the carriage operators to avoid imminent dead.
So on a referendum the then Mayor of said town made it into a law to carry at least two buckets of golf ball instead of just one in order to keep the balance of the universe and to avoid any more pine cone incidents.
The actual article can be found here www.1768referendumgolfball.org
Hope this helps mate.
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M_T_M
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M_T_M said:
I will highly recommend two bucket of golf balls as having only one is illegal in some states.
The rule was implemented after a massive horse carriage accident happened back in 1768 in the village of Weinstenstern, England. The initial investigation done by the then forensic team found out that the horses had eaten what appeared to be pine cones causing them severe stomach issues and then passing out due to the internal damage because of the pine cones structure.
After the autopsy they also realize that what appeared to be golf balls have been thrown on the road making it almost impossible for the carriage operators to avoid imminent dead.
So on a referendum the then Mayor of said town made it into a law to carry at least two buckets of golf ball instead of just one in order to keep the balance of the universe and to avoid any more pine cone incidents.
The actual article can be found here www.1768referendumgolfball.org
Hope this helps mate.
Cheers,
M_T_M
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Wrong link there mate it's www.1768referendumgolfball.com
MikeChannon said:
Wrong link there mate it's www.1768referendumgolfball.com
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Thanks Mike for the clarification. I knew they made you chief historian for a reason
Cheers,
m1l4droid said:
Those links are blocked in my country. Although I know what they are.
@M_T_M. Can you tell me more about the incident? I'm so eager to learn.
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It was a tragedy mate...many horses and people lives were lost
m1l4droid said:
Those links are blocked in my country. ......
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Very sensible
add a quick release button to a under trunk trap door, and fill your trunk with golf balls, 007 style
I don't get it. You criticise people for talking on their phone whilst driving, yet you're going to play golf?
Archer said:
I don't get it. You criticise people for talking on their phone whilst driving, yet you're going to play golf?
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I think he wants to take the good drivers, and the bad drivers....and KILL THEM ALL. Good thing I don't drive yet.
Also to the OP, I think paintballs would be more fun. They are talking, then out of nowhere a loud knock on the window with a blob of paint that you can't remove with your wipers.
jaszek said:
I think he wants to take the good drivers, and the bad drivers....and KILL THEM ALL. Good thing I don't drive yet.
Also to the OP, I think paintballs would be more fun. They are talking, then out of nowhere a loud knock on the window with a blob of paint that you can't remove with your wipers.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WhwoUxeTWsA#t=240s
I love how this thread has almost all the big time mods and admins
husam666 said:
I love how this thread has almost all the big time mods and admins
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A thread like this demands the attention of XDA's greatest trolls... Err I mean minds...
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
BloodSkin said:
just bought a big ol bucket of used golf balls. why? because im tired of stupid ****s driving while on their cell phone and pushing me off the road. the police say they cant do anything about it even though its illegal in my state to use any type of electronic handheld device while driving. so its time to solve the problem myself. you have been warned.
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Heard that a hand full of ball bearing would be better. Driving into one of those at any speed can do tons of damage.
onlymojo said:
Heard that a hand full of ball bearing would be better. Driving into one of those at any speed can do tons of damage.
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hand full of ball?
sounds clean
I used to drive around with old broken tools. Screwdrivers, hammers, ratchets, sockets. Anything. Once put a 4 way through the back window of a truck. He started it. Threw beer bottles at me.
4 way eh? Kinky!
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4 way eh? Kinky!
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BloodSkin said:
just bought a big ol bucket of used golf balls. why? because im tired of stupid ****s driving while on their cell phone and pushing me off the road. the police say they cant do anything about it even though its illegal in my state to use any type of electronic handheld device while driving. so its time to solve the problem myself. you have been warned.
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golfballs, paintballs, ball bearings or any of that is going to get you a meeting with a (1911)<--------------- bad bad you dont want that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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