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Here's a Multi-Colour picture I slapped together in Windows Vista Paint, in about 10 minutes.
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If you make something in Paint then please post it here.

Thanks for the wallpapers
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VercettiM said:
Here's a Multi-Colour picture I slapped together in Windows Vista Paint, in about 10 minutes.
If you make something in Paint then please post it here.
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Good jooooooob! Pixar ain't got **** on you. Now try spelling your name. Come on, you can do it.
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You're almost as good as the dude behind this painting. He used about 500 hours on it. Yes, it's MS Paint. (Source)

BazookaAce said:
You're almost as good as the dude behind this painting. He used about 500 hours on it. Yes, it's MS Paint. (Source)
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Gulp! That's Embarrassing!

trell959 said:
Thanks for the wallpapers
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Um, since when was it a wall paper. Would be brilliant for testing your screen though.

Everyone has to start somewhere!
OP, try your hand with a more powerful application:
http://paint.net/
It's free and pretty easy to learn.

BazookaAce said:
You're almost as good as the dude behind this painting. He used about 500 hours on it. Yes, it's MS Paint. (Source)
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This is amazing, dude. Photoshop ain't nothing compared to this!
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I smell a strong burn on the OP...

This^^
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Aliens_UFO_Time-travels_Multi-Dimensions_Illuminatis_21.12.2012

Was just wondering about all those stuffs on the title of this thread. Has anyone of us in here have any trust worthy finds or anything regarding these subjects. I really like thinking about these and would be very interested to know some more from you fellow XDA-ers.
Thanks anyway!!
Cheers!!

I am from Kepler-34b. What do you want to know earthling?
Either way, the answer is 42.

I think your dates wrong, it should be closer to Nov 24, 2012

mom smokes in the car...
Jesus is ok with it, just don't tell dad.

OmegaRED^ said:
mom smokes in the car...
Jesus is ok with it, just don't tell dad.
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Been traveling the 'galaxys' for lite years and it's definately an advanced happening out there!

Another one who's gonna end up hanging under a bridge with a square and compass carved into his chest...
Poor soul.....
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LordManhattan said:
I am from Kepler-34b. What do you want to know earthling?
Either way, the answer is 42.
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Haha.. got my answer already..:thumbup:
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xHausx said:
I think your dates wrong, it should be closer to Nov 24, 2012
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Because ??:what:
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OmegaRED^ said:
mom smokes in the car...
Jesus is ok with it, just don't tell dad.
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Alright.. Sssshhhhh... Silence..
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galaxys said:
Been traveling the 'galaxys' for lite years and it's definately an advanced happening out there!
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I had travelled to Galaxy S II but didnt quite enjoy so back to My home HTC..
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Minecraft thread

Title explains the thread. I'd type a crapton out but It's getting vlose to midnight and I don't feel too good lol
So uh yeah, basically... Post whatever you want about Minecraft as long as it isn't negative lol
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Sorry, but there have been no less than 6724 attempts at Minecraft threads in the past, and they all get closed for some reason.
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So is this a spiderman thread now?
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Sorry, but there have been no less than 6724 attempts at Minecraft threads in the past, and they all get closed for some reason.
Sent from your mom.
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Egh figures. Minecraft is so fun tho
No Spiderman.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Sorry, but there have been no less than 6724 attempts at Minecraft threads in the past, and they all get closed for some reason.
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Maybe cause people put pointless minecraft memes like these!
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Mephikun said:
Egh figures. Minecraft is so fun tho
No Spiderman.
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I'm just trying to help before the real trolling begins.
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Minecraft threads get closed because, despite there being an existing gaming thread, there's already a load of minecraft threads which the OP would have found had they searched with the word "minecraft".
OP, please search before you create threads in future. It's rule #1.
Thread closed.

Nexus Charging Orb X-Ray Images

Hey guys,
I was one of the first to order the Charging Orb and stumbled upon a Reddit request for x-ray images of the device. Being someone with fairly regular access to an x-ray designed for electronics examination, I figured I should step up. I ended up posting the images on Reddit, but I thought I should share with you guys. I know they were already on Android Central as well, but please enjoy, if you haven't seen them.
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Awesome images! I want one of those X-Rays :<.

io53 said:
Awesome images! I want one of those X-Rays :<.
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Knock yourself out!
I think it was a few hundred thousand dollars. A small price to pay for the ability to look through anything smaller than a softball.

Lol 6,100 LBS. The size of half a car but 2 and a half times the weight
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Woohoo. Nerd porn. Thanks OP
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Josh16061 said:
Knock yourself out!
I think it was a few hundred thousand dollars. A small price to pay for the ability to look through anything smaller than a softball.
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Well, with all they money we saved on buying a Google play nexus...
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That's awesome! Thanks for sharing
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That is so cool. Thanks for sharing.

Ha ha only tech savvy would appreciate this my wife was like dafuq
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Awesome stuff :good: I'm actually smiling while watching this...

The Unofficial XDA Pun Thread

Alright, this is exactly what the title says it is. So, I'll get us started:
I think I'd like the Huawei Ascend Mate, but on another Note, maybe not.
I tried to use open source collaboration tools, but I just didn't git it.
Let's have the puns somewhat closely linked to the subjects of XDA, Android, Windows, Linux, computers, technology, etc.

You've goat to be kidding me.

This thread blows.
Am I dewing it right?

OP, your puns are phoney.

I'll let lame pun racoon handle this.
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Good work
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I did nazi this coming
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Prawesome said:
I did nazi this coming
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That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.

veeman said:
That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.
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Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Thread Loch'd

Prawesome said:
Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Even a nein year old could come up with a better pun than that. Your terrible puns are driving me nuts.

I mint it when I Loch'd this thread. Next person to post is perma-binned.

wat?!

I'll Michael Jack-son and put you under a white blanket
I'll cut you and it's over I don't care if you got neo sparrin (neosporin)
All your friends will get hit with that tom if you don't move out of my space
I'll turn you and your friend into ghosts, that just a pair of normal activities
All my opponents get turned into ash, so whoever they pick I chew (pikachu)
We'll be waving more arms (guns) than a Hitler gathering
I'll put a couple in his top like a wedding cake
Glass his (glasses) frame off contact ask me if I care (eyecare)
Get a cap to your chest like the national anthem
My whole team been locked up for possession like the exorcist
U.O.E.N.O

All man this thread sucks
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Raymond199483 said:
All man this post blows.
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FTFY