What's this all about, you ask? Well, it's simple, really. You ask a question, someone gives you an answer. Yes, I know, that's no fun. Here's how you spice it up.
Ask a stupid question. The next person who replies gives you a stupid answer, and then asks their own stupid question.
OK, I get it, you need examples, so try this on for size:
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1st poster: Why is the sky blue?
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2nd poster: Because gravity was suddenly reversed for short period of time, and a bunch of water was suspended high in the atmosphere when it reverted back.
2nd poster: Why is six scared of seven?
It should go on back and forth.
So im first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To meet the chick
Where was the chick?
Seraz007 said:
To meet the chick
Where was the chick?
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Under my bed.
Where was newton when an apple fell to his head?
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Out in international waters collecting shrimp harvest for thanksgiving.
What does red,white, and blue stand for?
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Well they are not colours. That I'm sure of.
How is your mother?
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Well they are not colours. That I'm sure of.
How is your mother?
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Depressed...
and yours?
Alive
If you fart underwater,can the fish smell it?
Screaming idgaf with his windows down and his system up
south956 said:
If you fart underwater,can the fish smell it?
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Yes, fish have ears.
Whats the song that goes, "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer?"
The fourth symphony by Beethoven in his later years.
Why not?
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Why not not?
Why can't we eat bricks?
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Thousands of years ago,way before Tellytubbies, there was a clan of cavemen trying to perfect themselves. One did eat a brick but fell on said brick and got short term amnesia. He awoke and thought it was with his head that he broke this brick. This tradition has continued to this day and is known as karate, all for a clumsy,brick-eating man.
How did curiosity kill the cat?
Man run in front of car get tired. Man run behind car get exhausted.
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The cat was curious of where cats from, upon learning the the truth, it did suicide.
Why haven't cats taken over the world yet?
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404-Not Found said:
Why haven't cats taken over the world yet?
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No opposable thumbs.
How long does thread have before I close it?
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No opposable thumbs.
How long does thread have before I close it?
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A lot longer than it would take for me to open another.
Why do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Because swimming in squares would be weird. They are one legged after all...
Why has Archer not closed this thread already?
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Because swimming in squares would be weird. They are one legged after all...
Why has Archer not closed this thread already?
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Becoz Archer is nub.
Why all teh people are nubs?
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I dont know what nubs are but i aint a person imma dinosaur.
What did Peter Piper do with all the pecks of pickled pepper that he picked?
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the road can move, but the chicken can't
Why am i soo stupid?
Ninja'd......
Because you have your eyes closed
How is that even possible?
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I have the app on my homescreen and always find myself on it after I get done drinking and have gone home to lay down...
Lmfao that's nothing I'm practically on 24/7 when I'm wiff my wifey or friends at movies the strip or bowling. In the potty while eating while at work D: I jjust relized how much I go it but I bearly post at all lulz more of a lurker but I doubt were the only ones.
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Lol, same here. Browsed during Futurama (15 min ago), and now I'm lying in bed... browsing XDA again. I hate you all.
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Just check the drunk thread. I am notorious fro psotgn liek tihs at 4 am on friday and saturday nights. lol
It's awesome to pass The time, learn, and wait for the drunk or whatever you did that night to wear off!
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Just check the drunk thread. I am notorious fro psotgn liek tihs at 4 am on friday and saturday nights. lol
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Hahah, yeah you've entertained me quite some in the drunk thread this weekend.
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Hahah, yeah you've entertained me quite some in the drunk thread this weekend.
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There is always next weekend
Where's the thread for the drunk thread?
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I have the app on my homescreen and always find myself on it after I get done drinking and have gone home to lay down...
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There are no weird times while here... except when husam and twitch are at it.
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Where's the thread for the drunk thread?
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=932924
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Me, I'm currently with my mates lol
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Hello XDA members,mods,and noobs who need to go to their mom and tell them that they are sorry for having her telling you youre special and you're not because your a looooosser.
This is a thread were you post all your favorite,amazing,awesome,naughty(clean),bad, worst, horrible, memories about high school and/or middle school.
Im in middle school (junior high)
So ill start with one in middle school this year....I got a front row seat next to the teachers desk because I was flirting with girls on the first day of school (august 21,2012)
I hope some people will share :thumbup:
I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Kelton Rivas said:
I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Hahaha that sucks having them kick u out
So youre going to college to be a doctor?
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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No, I want to be an Engineer. Ideally for electrical because it's one of the broadest degrees of engineering (I've been told the more broad the degree is the more useful it is). I volunteered at the hospital for extracurricular hours, etc
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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It was a win win.
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i dont remember that far back
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i dont remember that far back
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Trust me, I definitely can't remember what flavor ice cream I had.
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Back in high school in maths class i asked a student if he was feeling moist, really loudly and got sent out of the room and told off by the teacher hehe
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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And now you work in icecream
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And now you work in icecream
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It is my density.
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saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college
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saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college
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Why u no take pictures?
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Hmm let's see when I was in the 7th grade(middle school) I was dating this girl. We were going out for a while I believe it was 8 months. We decided it wad time to go a little further. So on Valentine's she walked to my house in the middle of the night( she knew where I lived but I didn't know where she did lol). We spent some time together for a couple of hours . Then she would walk back home before her parents would wake up. We did this a couple times then finally got caught. She would use her moms phone to text me and she would take her phone when she came to my house. Well one day her mom woke up early and saw her phone was missing. So she called the phone a bunch of times and then saw that her daughter wasn't home she thought she had run away but she was really still at my house . Well since her parents didnt know we were going out but her parents knew my parents for a long time.......
And that's all for now ill finish this later since I just waisted my time writing this instead of my essay due tomorrow lol
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
It is my destiny.
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FTFY
veeman said:
FTFY
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I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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Grammar Nazis don't watch movies.
Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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.........go on
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Yeah was at a car dealership and some mug hadn't locked their car and I saw the nexus 7 there so I nicked it, was loads of tools as-well but I didn't want them. Already been home and wiped and rooted it, love this thing
Nice
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That was my nexus 7 that you nicked. Give it back lol
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poults said:
Yeah was at a car dealership and some mug hadn't locked their car and I saw the nexus 7 there so I nicked it, was loads of tools as-well but I didn't want them. Already been home and wiped and rooted it, love this thing
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1957971 - Sound familiar?
He is joking! (Right?)
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So if I'm getting this right, your saying on a public forum you stole some ones tablet and are bragging about it? If I meet you I'd punch you dead in the jaw and call the cops. This is why the world is going to **** in a hand basket.
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So if I'm getting this right, your saying on a public forum you stole some ones tablet and are bragging about it? If I meet you I'd punch you dead in the jaw and call the cops. This is why the world is going to **** in a hand basket.
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Calm down bro, im only jesting. The threads already been posted. It was a joke (albeit in bad taste maybe)
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Calm down bro, im only jesting. The threads already been posted. It was a joke (albeit in bad taste maybe)
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If this is a joke, yes that is a bad one to say. Seriously, who in their right mind would joke about stealing stuff.
Not cool to joke about something like this, not to mention filling the board full of junk threads.
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Garbage.
Closed
When, suddenly...
... a skinny drummer decides to make a pointless thread...
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...but for some strange reason the trolls wait to strike, they're getting smarter...
Alas, the peace cannot last for long. Too soon will the time come when the trolls stumble upon this thread and start posting pictures of cats...
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... and Spider-man, but mostly cats...
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...possibly even a Spider-cat...the horror...
We must pray that the trolls never find this secret thread, for they are armed with computers and a sick sense of humor.
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There will be a time when this world will be free from n00bs, but until then . . . . .
...let's eat some bacon and...
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...wait for the spider-cat-pony pictures to come up..
Love the new avatar Jas....
But as the story goes...
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Love the new avatar Jas....
But as the story goes...
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Thanks.
...the elders talk about how Jaszek had a different signature...
...and also how things are different than they once were...
...back in the 40's when dogs played poker and bullied tiny cats, but luckely that changed when...
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...and also how things are different than they once were...
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But now that the trolls have taken over...
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But now that the trolls have taken over...
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..and the picture posts are on their way...
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..and the picture posts are on their way...
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...we can only sit and wait for the inevitable.
But wait, a hero has emerged to save us from the trolls...
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But wait, a hero has emerged to save us from the trolls...
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And his name is...
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wait, nevermind, he was the worst troll of all
There NEEDS to be a thread about TV shows.
So, post your favorite TV shows.
I'll start off-
Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Dragon Ball - Z, Burn Notice, Modern Family
According to Jim, How i met your mother, My name is Earl
How I Met Ur mother
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pityu100 said:
According to Jim, How i met your mother, My name is Earl
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How I Met Ur mother
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I used to love How I met Your Mother, but now I kinda feeling like that they're just delaying the ending.
I hope it doesn't end with - "And kids, I never met your mother. You're adopted"
Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy and How I Met Your Mother.
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I used to love How I met Your Mother, but now I kinda feeling like that they're just delaying the ending.
I hope it doesn't end with - "And kids, I never met your mother. You're adopted"
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Actullay no...according to wikipedia season 8 will be the ending. Barney gets married to Robin and ted marries to the his kids mother then THE END
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SenorBlanco said:
Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy and How I Met Your Mother.
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I love sons of Anarchy too. Amazing show.
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Actullay no...according to wikipedia season 8 will be the ending. Barney gets married to Robin and ted marries to the his kids mother then THE END
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Actually, I think Barney is the only thing keeping the show alive. His charisma and his casanova image.
And, I just checked up on Wiki. I hope its right., that its ending.
I still really like the show, though.
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There NEEDS to be a thread about TV shows.
So, post your favorite TV shows.
I'll start off-
Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Dragon Ball - Z, Burn Notice
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But there IS a thread...
Favorite TV show thread
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Dexter
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Justified
Modern Family
Seinfeld
Oz
Desperate housewives and Friends ..
There's already a thread for TV shows. Use it.
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But there IS a thread...
Favorite TV show thread
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That thread hasn't been used for almost a year.
I saw no point in reviving it. And someone posted in that thread also that there's already a thread for that.
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There's already a thread for TV shows. Use it.
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Dexter
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Justified
Modern Family
Seinfeld
Oz
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How could I forget modern family?!
Adding to op.
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That thread hasn't been used for almost a year.
I saw no point in reviving it. And someone posted in that thread also that there's already a thread for that.
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So, that means instead if bumping it, just make a new thread so you become the master of that idea instead?
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I don't want to be 'the master of the idea' . I can add credits of op of that thread since he was the 'Master of the idea'
Though I never looked at that thread before I searched for TV shows. And I searched for TV shows AFTER I got the idea myself. So I AM the 'Master of the idea'
The big bang theory
jootanen said:
The big bang theory
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Finally! Someone that likes big bang theory. :thumbup:
There is nohing wrong with bumping themed threads if you have something useful to add. However, there is also this: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1029216
Ok, my list, in no particular order except the top 3:
Sherlock BBC
Doctor Who
Castle
Person of Interest
Top Gear
Haven
Merlin
Stargate SG1 & Atlantis
Firefly
MASH
I like clever plots, original characters, excellent dialogue and good acting, so most modern shows annoy me to no end... -.- I also hate political and inter-personal drama.
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There is nohing wrong with bumping themed threads if you have something useful to add. However, there is also this: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1029216
Ok, my list, in no particular order except the top 3:
Sherlock BBC
Doctor Who
Castle
Person of Interest
Top Gear
Haven
Merlin
Stargate SG1 & Atlantis
Firefly
MASH
I like clever plots, original characters, excellent dialogue and good acting, so most modern shows annoy me to no end... -.- I also hate political and inter-personal drama.
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Looking at your choice, I think you may like white collar and burn notice too