Needless to say .........."kids, do not try this at home"........ hahaha
Very funny video of a guy hammer testing an S5 to Destruction....... only to find out what happens when you hammer the Battery... LOL !!
Enjoy !
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83990041/
Lmao, what an idiot.
"Get some febreze or something" :good:
LOOOL such a dumbass ( he could just give it to me >.> )
Wow was not expecting that
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ugh, michael!! Where's the febreeze?
Well what did he expect was going to happen...? Hopefully he is okay after that, battery explosions release pretty bad stuff.
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The brain champ might just put his lungs in a toxic shock and/or damaged his eyes, dunno if I should feel sorry for someone's own stupidity.
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The brain champ might just put his lungs in a toxic shock and/or damaged his eyes, dunno if I should feel sorry for someone's own stupidity.
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Yeah I mean if he had stopped smashing it when the back cover came off, he wouldn't be in this mess. I feel bad for the guy but in a way he deserved it, he should be aware of the dangers associated with what he is doing.
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BoneXDA said:
The brain champ might just put his lungs in a toxic shock and/or damaged his eyes, dunno if I should feel sorry for someone's own stupidity.
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This guy honestly has a death wish, in this next video he puts the S5 in boiling water for over 3 minutes.
http://youtu.be/aKUz6xLcwZw
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It must be nice to have expendable money to flush down the toilet like that...
On a side note I fell out of my chair laughing when that battery blew! :laugh: What a moron.
Related
Let's all have a moment of silence for my teammate and close friend who was recently injured at practice today.
We were doing some Oklahoma's and he traded places with me in line, went up agains some kid, and landed on the ground with his leg sticking up in an uncorrect angle. Had to call the ambulance and everything.
I didn't like this kid at first, but lately, he's been really cool and we got pretty close, and I will miss him for the rest of the season.
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
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That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
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I bet you it did.
B-Team is like, 1-3? And A-Team is like 0-4.
Sorry to hear that, ive broken my thumb once from football but thats nothing compared to that kid. on another note...
My highschool is best in the State (Washington) for football, state champions 3 years in a row, 4 Peat coming up
Thank God he's alright. It looked so bad but he only broke three bones. Well, maybe I should take out the only, but I'm just glad he'll be okay.
Do you realize you were supposed to be there? lol
Also pics pl0x
that does suck. Broke a kid's leg once in middle school football. I hit him low from one side, while another defender hit him high from the other. Tib/fib fracture. Only time I felt bad for hitting someone...
Yeah I know it was supposed to be me lol.
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
And yeah. He got tackled and his foot got stuck on the ground and his body turned.
Original Android <3ers! said:
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
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wat a pussi u are ..
I want to see the pics
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jaszek said:
I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
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I was going to post some pics from google to satisfy your thirst, but jesus, I've made myself sick.
Post em'.
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Post em'.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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lol Google it chopper no need to share
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
Original Android <3ers! said:
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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no its called autopsy intended for medical reference , research and schooling purposes
And identifying which fractures to avoid.
good day.
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Aswell as satisfying the need for gore
This is a thread to show the stupid things the people we know and love say( friends, gf, bf, etc.)
Rules
1. Keep it short and sweet
2. Be appropriate
Proud supporter of VCFL
My ole lady asked me last night if our toilet ran of electricity or gas:what:
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jaredw444 said:
My ole lady asked me last night if our toilet ran of electricity or gas:what:
Proud supporter of VCFL
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Dafuq? Lol
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I loled
"I have to go. It's just....they really need me." - Sora
A guy junkie once came up to me with a bag of chocolate covered peanuts and asked...
"Scuse me mate, does this have nuts in it???"
Should have said no....
If you are in a Church/Temple/Mosque, and suddenly someone you know hits up, and asks you .. "Hey Yo!, whatsup? what are you doing here?"
The same could be applied ... When in Theater/Barber-shop.
My ole lady's friend asked me( while watching all star game) if tony hawk was playing game.
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People saying to me when I'm taking photos: "Yo I need to get a camera like you. It takes great pictures. If I but the same camera s yours my pictures will look that good a well, right?"
"HeigTH", instead of "Height". That pisses me off.
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I've just thought of something...
Pretty much everything that everyone says is just plain f*****g dumb.....
This thread could go on for years.
When people say swag. I hate that ****.
I don't get what I'm supposed to post... swag.
my friend ask requested me...
dude my iphone is low on.memory and i just bought 16 gb sd card where to put it ??
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veeman said:
I don't get what I'm supposed to post... swag.
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Stupid things people say, your doing it right.
"Supposably" :banghead:
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"For all intensive purposes"
YOLO! I really do hate that saying. Did everyone really believe in reincarnation before that saying became so popular?
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"For all intensive purposes"
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+1
Goes with "by the power INvested in me..."
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"I could care less."
ib4l
I believe that everyone has something that they are addicted to, be it alcohol, cigarettes, crack, heroin, shopping, gambling, anything can be addictive.
I will tell you that I have used most every drug including heroin, fentanyl, pot, acid, shrooms, xanax, cocaine (powder and rock), ecstacy, alcohol, and surely many more
The only substance that I can honestly say I am addicted to is nicotine, and I will state that I am addicted to some kinds of self-destructive decision-making/behavior when it comes to my relationships with others
I am curious what other XDA members are addicted to, and what other members are willing to admit to being addicted to, and maybe if we're lucky someone will benefit from this thread
And don't say you're addicted to flashing roms or anything phone related, that's too easy
I used to be addicted to a certain video game... But not anymore. Hmm. All I can think of right now is probably crawfish? o_o
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Foxy Roxy said:
I used to be addicted to a certain video game... But not anymore. Hmm. All I can think of right now is probably crawfish? o_o
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have you had louisiana boiled crawfish now thats some sh*t to be addicted 2 lol
I'm addicted to swiss cheese.
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@Fleur Of course lol.
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Oxygen
I just feel like I'm dying when I can't take a hit of oxygen. The longest I've stayed off of it was 3 minutes.
Water...to cure my cottonmouth....
Gamer
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veeman said:
Oxygen
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Where you live, it's not in short supply, what with all the trees, and Canadian air blowing south.
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iM ADDICTED To cigarretes,BEER,ROM FLASHING!!!!
I'm think I'm addicted to energy drinks....they really don't give me that energy feeling anymore but I feel as if I still need them
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mf2112 said:
Water...to cure my cottonmouth....
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odd but milk cures mine
Oooh cheese and mayonnaise
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fleurdelisxliv said:
odd but milk cures mine
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I can only drink milk if its almost frozen. And I work at a dairy. Go figure.
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Where you live, it's not in short supply, what with all the trees, and Canadian air blowing south.
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Yeah I know. Everyone was doing it so I guess that's how I started.
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Yeah I know. Everyone was doing it so I guess that's how I started.
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Sad sad story.
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I can only drink milk if its almost frozen. And I work at a dairy. Go figure.
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i love some freakin milk lol
fleurdelisxliv said:
i love some freakin milk lol
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Me too, but it has to have ice crystals in it for me to drink it.
And for some reason, I never EVER drink other peoples milk. Something about that grosses me out.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Me too, but it has to have ice crystals in it for me to drink it.
And for some reason, I never EVER drink other peoples milk. Something about that grosses me out.
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thats funny if i drink milk anywhere but home im always checking the date bc sour milk will ruin your day soon as it hits your mouth :silly:
Guys,
I forgot my wife's Birthday what should i do to make upto her?
Sign the divorce papers.
A new Mercedes or a diamond necklace should suffice.
And do mark the date on your calender for next year. lol.
A cookbook.
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A cookbook.
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Ahh more sandwich recipies, I like your style.
Signing a death certificate is a better option LOL...
Come on guys a cookbook is not a option. Although i would love that sandwichs.
dude
Romantic dinner that you cooked for her?
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Run.
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ever been a time she forgot yours?
Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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Never... To make things worse i asked her to silent her mobile at 12 in night, as she was getting messages obviously... How stupid of me.
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Never...
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dang... you coulda used that... anything laying around looks like you just bought it?
Someting you could get for yourself, a good whore. Cause you ain't getting any for quite some time dude.
Don't bother with craigslist, torn up hoes. You need something to take your mind off the impending doom.
I know divorce ain't easy, I've been there. Watch War Of The Roses to get an idea. And take that advice for the next marriage.
Good luck.
A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
Depending on your timezone the days not over yet... say you gotta take a dump you'll be right back... go pick something up... play it off...
Not sent from your phone...
Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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LOL
Don't matter
I've tried that card
...bout all you do now is grovel on the floor for scraps of forgiveness.
It's a slow and painful recovery my friend...slow and painful...
Plus it's one her favor take it from a 30 year man here...her's count yours don't.
Pretend to have a heart attack and when you're in the emergency room, explain everything to the doctor. Your wife comes in to see you and there you are in a hospital bed with a present for her.
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A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
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http://www.amazon.com/Kryolan-Tear-...1356237530&sr=8-1&keywords=kryolan+tear+stick
vasoline works for Glenn Beck
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Ever heard of lead poisoning? A trauma plate is clearly what's needed.
many people saw the video of the astronaut, twisting a cloth in space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMtXfwk7PXg
so cool and awesome. I thought about many things.
zero gravity life would be so much fun, women would not be scared to weigh. and do bench presses without tiring. and so on.
what would you do in space, of course it had opportunity?
Do flips... And pee.
Sleep while floating
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should be cool, the astronaut loose things in the air, and when to come to earth, will be a disaster, everything will take hold, and will drop everything.
hahaha:silly:
Have a waterballoon fight? Take an intergalactical duce into the depth of space....hell I don't....what comes after the mile high club?
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Invent Gravity and patent it.
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[Guide] Headphone/Earphone Buying
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This was every guy thought first. You were the first to have the guts to say it. :thumbup:
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OK guys that was a bit much. Talk like that has no place here.
Wayne Tech S-III
I would float screaming SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEEEEE!!!!
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A transcript of the 1969 Apollo 10 mission, manned by commander Tom Stafford, lunar module pilot Gene Cernan, and command module pilot John Young, is reminiscent of the classic scene in "Caddyshack" in which a candy bar is mistaken for a "doodie."
"Oh -- Who did it?" Tom Stafford asks at one point. Confused, Young and Cernan reply, "Who did what?"
Cernan: "Where did that come from?"
Stafford: "Get me a napkin quick. There's a turd floating through the air."
Young: "I didn't do it. It ain't one of mine."
Cernan: "I don't think it's one of mine."
Stafford: "Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away."
Young: "God Almighty"
(laughter)
Though the transcripts have been declassified for quite some time, NBC reported, news of floating "number two's" aboard Apollo 10 has recently resurfaced on sites such as Reddit.
During another instance, Cernan is apparently interrupted by another "floater" mid-sentence.
Cernan: "Here's another goddam turd. What's the matter with you guys? Here, give me a --"
(laughter from Young and Stafford)
Stafford: "It was just floating around?"
Cernan: "Yes."
Stafford (laughing): "Mine was stickier than that."
Young: "Mine was too. It hit that bag --"
Cernan: "I don't know whose that is. I can neither claim it nor disclaim it (laughter)."
Young: "What the hell is going on here?"
Source
Probably die.
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ArmorD said:
Probably die.
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^^^ true
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LoopDoGG79 said:
This was every guy thought first. You were the first to have the guts to say it. :thumbup:
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zelendel said:
OK guys that was a bit much. Talk like that has no place here.
Wayne Tech S-III
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I can guess
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I can guess
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i was also gonna post the same thing, oh nevermind,
i'd prolly wipe my butt with space rocks exposed to heavy gamma radiation then mutate and have super radioactive powers
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i was also gonna post the same thing, oh nevermind,
i'd prolly wipe my butt with space rocks exposed to heavy gamma radiation then mutate and have super radioactive powers
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If you bring highly radioactive rocks that close to your junk, I'll worry about where exactly you will get mutated...
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I sure would like to experience drunken weightlessness.
-kcco-
I would also want to go up there work some hot girl, maybe even Emma Watson and play a game of chess. Imagine how hard that would be without gravity.
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Was it what I think it was? :sly:
Then yes, probably.
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