So, there I was...... Browsing Case-Mate after buying my Tough Case for my Nexus (for ONLY $$13 BTW). I decided to see what cases were out for the iPhone (they have the cooliest ones ) and came across this stupid cardboard box case. I read the Q&A and here are my findings below.....
Case-Mate.com (Q&A for iPhone 3G / 3GS recession case) said:
Q) Is it waterproof?
A) No, so dont put it in the dishwasher
Q) Is this case flammable?
A) If you light it on fire it wont be
Q) Can I use this case to microwave my frozen pizzas?
A) I dont see why not, although we cant insure quality taste is in check
Q) Will this case make me awesome?
A) I doubt it can make such a lame person as you awesome!
Q) Is there a warranty?
A) no, it is cardboard afterall
Q) Can I get a paper cut on my ear while using this case?
A) My first guess would be no, but hopefully it happens to you. Although, we dont promote unsafe use of the recession case, I think you should be the exception.
Q) How long will the product last?
A) forever as long as you don't destroy it!
Q) Is this case made from recycled cardboard?
A) 100% of only the best for you!
Q) Will the product scratch my device?
A) no! its cardboard not brick you doofus!
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These were only the rude/sarcastic quotes. There were some professional ones though. Can you believe this?!?! I am appauled by this evil distributer, shame on you!
FYI, These are 100% real from the website.....
I wonder if these were the ones steve jobs were subsidizing.
LOL, ok that is pretty damn funny. Thanks for post.
Hey, Llama, great finding!!!
I've posted on PocketPT, with due credits.
vmiguel said:
Hey, Llama, great finding!!!
I've posted on PocketPT, with due credits.
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Awesome! I'm famous now
Lol
Specially for apple product users
orb3000 said:
Lol
Specially for apple product users
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GASPS! I sir, am no apple product user!!!
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I'll kick off with...
"HTC's Assurance Superiority Standards (ASS) testing raises ethical questions"
Your phone:
$299.99
Your contract:
$1165.68
Getting the phone lodged inside of you and having X-rays of it for the whole world to see:
Priceless!
"errmmm mr sulu what warp drive did u use"?
or
(princess liea to han solo)"you came in that thing? your braver than i thought"
helo fellow brummie
"hummm....now where did i see my phone last?
i know ill ring it"
i also think it could be a new xda logo and slogan
that pic the underneath the quote
"about the only thing we cant help with"
or
"a prime example of misinterpreting HardSPL"
**** a brick.
-I assume no-one would eat a working phone.
Dave
Funny ones so far. I like the idea of this being used as an advert. How about...
"Our new A-GPS function means you can always get a signal, no matter where your phone is."
John was beginning to regret asking on 4chan for help with his new phone...
HTC's new hands free interface........answer your phone by squeezing your asscheeks
Also comes in a women's model..................................well you can figure it out
HTC's new slogan:
"HTC: Our devices are the sh**!
Dave
mikechannon said:
Radiologists say there are no health risks in eating apple products and admit man's claim that he swallowed his iPhone as they reveal a bowel xRay showing nothing but Sh**.
Mike
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This one for the win! Excellent Mike!
HTC: Official supplier of raw materials for XDA-Developers
The brand new
HTC BrownStone...
I just bought this phone off of Craig's list...and it sounds like crap!!!
"ribbed for her pleasure"
Surgeon: "If I knew that; I wouldn't have lost it. Try calling it."
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yeh, morgage the house for that glitter but, I do like that d-pad
Which phone is this? Is it Nokia luxury? I wanna know.
If I recall correctly it's by a company called Amosu...who adorned this limited edition with 420 diamonds totaling 5.65 carats set in 18k white or yellow gold, with a choice of white, black or pink sapphires. All for a mere $42000...Decisions, decisions...
april09 said:
Which phone is this? Is it Nokia luxury? I wanna know.
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iClone - sorry iPhone
I's sure there are more expensive Vertu handsets out there
TheBrit said:
iClone - sorry iPhone
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iPhail????
Apparently this is the most expensive phone, topping out at $1M
orelsi said:
iPhail????
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Lol!!!!
Hahahaha!
Grandma has one too...
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Apparently this is the most expensive phone, topping out at $1M
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I would take this one over the I-pone
Oh Oh Here we go
mikechannon said:
These expensive phones may look like more fun than the entire French Air Force crashing into a fireworks factory but our plain boring HTC phones are much more of a hoot to own than you might imagine. Think of it, if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under the tweed. I do, and it helps.
Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than these diamond encrusted fanny magnets. In fact they have the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis. They may be the best of the bling phones but that's not much to shout about. That's like saying "Oh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases."
Mike
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Mike
Talking about a camel with gingivitis, Tsk Tsk. I guess if anyone is allowed to make fun of the UK its someone from the UK.
I wonder where can I get the little android toy in the second video on this page
HTML:
http://gizmodo.com/5520164/this-is-apples-next-iphone?skyline=true&s=i
Post a picture of it. The one I have seen looks like this.
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lol, i so want one.
I could only find these:
android mini collectibles
and this usb keyring
but not that awesome one.
there's a hat too
behelit said:
lol, i so want one.
I could only find these:
android mini collectibles
and this usb keyring
but not that awesome one.
there's a hat too
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Yes, this is what I am talking about ! The little android that can be attached to ur Nexus :x
where would you attach it?
i guess you could get a case that has a hook
behelit said:
where would you attach it?
i guess you could get a case that has a hook
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Yes I have a case that has a hook
This is the one I want:
Its made by the Good Smile company in Japan, but can't find it anywhere. May have been a limited edition thing, the head and arms swivel and the legs move side to side.
kitsunisan said:
This is the one I want:
[IMhttp://img.dannychoo.com/cgm/ecommerce/dannychoo/stockimg/200908_android5.jpg[/IMG]
Its made by the Good Smile company in Japan, but can't find it anywhere. May have been a limited edition thing, the head and arms swivel and the legs move side to side.
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I definitely want one or five of those.
definitely
kitsunisan said:
This is the one I want:
Its made by the Good Smile company in Japan, but can't find it anywhere. May have been a limited edition thing, the head and arms swivel and the legs move side to side.
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I have a family member in Japan looking for these. I'll post here, then to eBay when/if I get them.
i have been doing some research and it looks like so far it was given away, as a prize for being a listener to some dude talking about android or something
still researching though, i really want this
i actually found this psted under one of the images of it
"The other special thing about the Android mascots is that they are made by Good Smile Company and not for sale anywhere ^o^
Made in the same place where my grandparents were made - but in different factories."
any updates on finding these android cell phone charms?
I really want one
no luck at all bro ! Ive been looking
I think I found it! Or at least it is a copy of it. Might not be as high quality.
http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.42021
This is gorgeous. The only problem? It has Blackberry OS all over it stinking it up to high Valhalla. Put WP7 on it and I'd run you all over to get to it.
http://gizmodo.com/5854017/the-first-interesting-looking-blackberry-isnt-even-made-by-rim
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not bad, it actually looks nice
now it'll take a real test drive to see if it can actually type as fast as the older keyboard design
Why the hell would you want to have WP7 on that? Small screen, physical qwerty to make absolutely no use of your epicly smooth keyboard ... And you can run all over my cat to get to that thing, stupid expensive. lol
conqu1stador said:
Why the hell would you want to have WP7 on that? And you can run all over my cat to get to that thing, stupid expensive.
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LMAO! hahahaha...I have two cats.
Down to one, and it's the adopted one that was beaten and, apparently, talked down to for years. And has developed a puking streak. Actually, don't step on him, apart from the puking he is a sweet guy. lol
I will admit, that is a pretty sexy device ...
Definitely wouldn't make use of the awesome that is wp7
Hahah I wouldnt want my ols bb running wp7
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Down to one, and it's the adopted one that was beaten and, apparently, talked down to for years. And has developed a puking streak. Actually, don't step on him, apart from the puking he is a sweet guy. lol
I will admit, that is a pretty sexy device ...
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Yeah, both of my girls are special to me. My older one has a puking issue also. I have to keep her one food and never alter it. Any changes and her stomach can't take it. My other one is a female Garfield. She's a garbage disposal. Wherever there is food being eaten, her little eyes will be watching it and she will make sure everyone sees her. She's a little butterball.
Yeah, designed by Porche is definitely a plus.
@mario0318 @IronTechmonkey Somebody put me out of my misery: Is the Attenborough quote a gag?
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@mario0318 @IronTechmonkey Somebody put me out of my misery: Is the Attenborough quote a gag?
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Some would say yes, others will deny it.
The truth is... We must find out. Yes yes... It's a gag
Love this thread.
I'd like to understand it tho
woodman said:
Love this thread.
I'd like to understand it tho
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@mario0318's signature includes some statements supposedly made by naturalist and media presenter David Attenborough in a nature documentary, to which I responded to in the MiX FAQ thread, and which @J.Michael brought over here.
J.Michael said:
@mario0318 @IronTechmonkey Somebody put me out of my misery: Is the Attenborough quote a gag?
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I don’t think it is a fully accurate quote. The writing style is very similar to that used in Attenborough’s nature documentaries, in fact the format and grammar is formulaic in its similarity and the first and last sentences seem real, but even though Attenborough can sometimes be abstract or poetic (and or sexist) especially in descriptions of domestic or mating behavior, the middle two sentences go beyond rational science, and are more flowery than even Sir A. tends to get, and I cannot find any reference to unique strings of text from the "quote" on line. So, IMO not an accurate quote. I’d be interested in seeing proof of its validity or hearing why such an imaginative fiction was written. Meanwhile here’s a genuine and verifiable quote, which has long been one of my favorites, about a small herd of female Wild Asses encountering a male Wild Ass at a watering hole.
“Female Asses are mysterious creatures. They come and go as they please, and much of their behavior seems unfathomable to an outsider.” D. Attenborough.
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